Week 7 Power Rankings

Ben Ji

140 Miles East of Gods Country

Week 7 Power Rankings

Trouser Trouts GM Justin VanHeche celebrates his #1 spot in the power rankings by hiring a call girl

We are 1/3 of the way through the season and have finally started to see some separation between the wheat and the chaff. Some teams have hit their championship form already while some are already looking forward to next year. 

Contenders

 The Trouser Trouts, Rebel Yell and Elephants all sport a 5-1 record while 2 time champion Lo-Cain's stand right behind them at 4-2. Barring a complete meltdown these 4 teams appear to be locks for the playoffs and should spend all summer sword fighting for a first round bye. 

1.  CW's Trouser Trouts - (5-1)

The Trout's lost their first game of the year last week but still lead the league in points scored. They have a chance to redeem themselves this week with a prime time match up against the Elephants. 

2. Rebel "Boats N Hosmer's" Yell - (5-1)

After losing their first game of the year Rebel Yell is now on a 5 game winning streak including last week's victory over the defending champs.  GM Ben Keck thinks this is his best team since their title run in 2010 "We have the batters, we have the relievers, the only thing we are missing is a top of the line starter and we plan on acquiring one before the season is over"

3. Team Elephant (5-1)

The Elephants had an offensive explosion last week dropping 410 points on the Hapless Team Cross. They will need every bit of those points if they hope to knock off the Trouser Trouts this week. 

4. Lo Cain Is A Hell of A Drug (4-2)

The Cain's are still a bit of a mystery as all 4 of their wins have come against teams under .500. You should never count out super star GM Sven Murphy's squad though, we should get a better feel for how good they are when the take on the Boats n ***-***'s this week. 

Work Left to do

Look for these 4 teams to spend the dog days of summer fighting among themselves for the last 2 playoff spots. GM Jason "Tum Tum" Stanley appears to have righted his ship but faces a tough test next week as he takes on the defending champion Pooches. 

5. Boats n ***-***'s (3-3)

It was a up and down week for the ***-***'s as early last week they received a court order to change their name due to an ongoing lawsuit with Rebel "Boats N Hosmer's" Yell. They used that adversity and responded with their best week of the season knocking off the previously undefeated Trouser Trouts. 

6. Penn Valley Pooches (3-3)

After starting the year off with 3 straight wins the Pooches have dropped 3 straight and failed to break 300 points in each of those games. Fans are starting to wonder if GM Dawg Murphy has started to share his managing duties with his Fiance. 

7. Crocs in Florida (2-4)

The Crocs appear to have righted the ship after a rocky start putting up 373 and 335 points in the past 2 weeks. They have a chance to see how good they really are this week when they take on the slumping but hungry Pooches. 

8. Team Cross (2-4)

After finally figuring out how to set their lineup Team Cross has had an impressive run winning 2 of their last 3. Unfortunately they face up against the Hottest Team (On Field performance and looks) in the league this week. If they can snap Rebel "Boats N Hosmer" Yell's 5 game winning streak they put themselves in a good position to snag a playoff spot down the line. 

Just give up

Its sad to see two of our founding franchises fall on such hard times. The Junkies and Blanco's were once considered to be model franchises but as the great Darcy Sears once said "Things change Mox"

9. HGH Junkies (1-5)

Some media members have speculated that Playboy GM Pearce McKinney may have lost his edge by settling down with a GF and he acknowledges they may be right saying "You know, it has messed with my daily routine. I used to gun it everyday before I set my lineup, you know, clear the head and really focus. But with the recent addition of Molly to my harem my gunn'n has slowed down a bit"

10. Los Gringos Blancos (0-6)

I award you no points

Week 2 Blurbs and Blubs/Power Rankings

Ben Ji
140 Miles east of Gods Country

Blurbs and Blubs/Power Rankings

Crocs GM Jason Stanley hopes to improve upon last season's disappointing result. 

- Lets all put our hands together and welcome Alex Cross to the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Cross has taken over Sir Harrison Pooles team after Mr. Poole dropped off the face of the earth. When reached for comment Team Cross GM Alex Cross simply said "No seriously, how does this pitching thing work?"

-Rebel "Boats and Hosmer's" Yell GM Ben Keck and Boats n Hos-mers GM Alex Schoon are in a nasty legal dispute over who gets to use Stud First Baseman Eric Hosmers likeness in their team name. Hosmer played for the Hos-mers last year but was acquired in the off season by Yell. Things could get ugly if this dispute continues throughout the summer. 

- Are championship game hangovers real? Both the Penn Valley Pooches and the HGH Junkies have started the year slow. At least the Pooches were able to get a win, we reached out to Pooches GM Matt Murphy for a comment "2 time champ here, its not how you start, its how you finish"

- Is this the year the Elephants finally have their breakout season? GM Wayne Walker thinks so saying "Its time to shit or get off the pot"

Power Rankings

1. Boats n Hos-mers - 401 points in week 1 lands the Hos-mers in the top spot. 

2. Team Elephant- Max Sherzer and Ubaldo Jimenez look to lead this team to the promised land. 

3. LoCain is a hell of a drug- GM Sven Murphy has another dangerous ball club this year

4. Rebel "Boats and Hosmer's" Yell - Tough loss in week 1 but this team is built for the long haul. 

5. CW's Trouser Trout - Is this the year CW locks up baseball title to go with his Fball title?

6. Penn Valley Pooches - Bark in The park is next week at the K. 

7. Team Cross- If they can figure out how to set their lineup they could make the playoffs. 

8. HGH Junkies- Playboy GM Pearce McKinney needs to get off his Yacht and give his boys a talk. 

9. Crocs in Florida- Shut it down, try again next year. 

10. Los Gringos Blancos - The only thing this team will win is an award for worst team name. 

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Killers Dream Season Comes Crashing Down

Killers Dream Season Comes Crashing Down

Ben Ji

140 Miles East of Gods Country

   Tanners Bar in Grille in Waldo was the setting for what some had been calling "The Game of the Century". Shadows bouncing off the brick walls, back lit by the glow of flat screen TV's and neon beer signs told the story of  last years runner up, the PV Monkeys, taking on the Keckism Killers. The PV  Monkeys had made the finals last year before losing a heart breaker to the Firechefs. The Killers were a rip roaring buzz saw of a team that had dominated the K-State's Finest Bro's Fantasy Football League in 2014 by winning their last 11 consecutive games. Last week on a bye the Killers had scored 169 points! Conventional wisdom held that the PV Monkeys would hang around for a bit but the Keckism Killers had to much talent too be denied a shot at the Martin. 

Rival GM's and Roommates pose for a pictur        

     19 Minutes into Sundays games everything had changed. The Monkeys had jumped out to a quick 18-7 lead setting off alarms in the Killers Locker room. Things got worse as an early touchdown by the Monkeys Mike Evans set them up with a commanding 25-7 lead that led GM Pearce McKinney to get a little lippy with his opponent across the table. Killers GM Jason Stanley would not back down from a barking match and loudly celebrated a 15 yard rush by the normally flat footed Aaron Rodgers. A Pick Six by Monkeys QB Matt Ryan brings another ouburst of enthusiasm from the Killers Bench. 

    The early turning point came at 12:57 when Matt Ryan took a vicious hit from a Steelers Defender. Ryan took a shot to the chin followed by the back of his head slamming into the ground causing a clear case of the Sketti Brains. The Killers Bench exploded in celebration, if Monkeys QB Matt Ryan was out for the day this game could be over! Monkeys GM Pearce McKinney stepped out of the owners box to check on his star QB. Whatever McKinney said worked as on the next play Matt Ryan showed his balls were made of stone when he threw a perfect strike in the end zone to put the Monkeys up 34-12. QB Matt Ryan ended the day with 20 points, 15 more than Killers Stud QB Aaron Rodgers managed to put up. 

Killers GM Jason Stanley watches his season end. 

        With halftime of the noon games upon us things were looking bleak for the Killers. They were down 42-16 and questions were swirling about why GM Jason Stanley had kept drug addict Josh Gordon in the lineup over WR Mike Wallace who was on pace for a 16 point game. Did Stanley not realize the Browns were starting rookie QB Johnny Football? What about his decision to keep the Patriots Defense and their 20 points on the bench? At halftime Stanley predicted "We will not go quietly into the night, we will score 100 points" but his body language showed a man who was already beaten although he claimed "We will regroup in the locker room and get within 15 when the noon games end. 

          Monkeys GM Pearce McKinney seemed a little more upbeat saying " Our stars haven't found the end zone yet and we are up 26. If any of them can get some scores it could get ugly quick.

         The Killers would not go down easy though as a late Gronkowski TD made it a 54-33 game....but when Jordy Nelson dropped an easy 60 yard TD by Aaron Rodgers Killers GM Jason Stanley was quoted as saying "There is a higher power that doesn't want us to win"

Tucker and McKinney Will face off for the martin next week.  

        By the end of the 3pm games the Killers were down 19 points and needed Demarco Murray to outscore Jimmy Graham by 20 points. As Stanley said "We're living on a prayer". Murray did his part putting up a gutsy 20 point performance on 31 rushes to give the Killers a brief 1 point lead. But it wasn't meant to be for the Killers as Jimmy Graham put the game away with a quick 10 yard reception in the first quarter of Monday Night Football. 

      The Killers dream season was over at 8pm central time, another season filled with promise ended prematurely. But with every rain shower comes a rainbow, and this year's rainbow is the Monkeys who have knocked off the favorite and will face the Cobb's next week with the Martin on the line. Monkeys GM Pearce McKinney was there last year but came up short, this year he plans on popping the cherry saying "Winning the Martin is something I can't really describe as I haven't done it yet. If I were to pop my cherry this year, well it would be VERY NICE"

       

Trade Summary

Ben Ji
140 Miles East of Gods Country

KSFBFFL Trade Summary

Deals


Firechef's trade Demarious Thomas to the Raw Dawgs for a 3rd round pick.

Dixieland 3/5rs trade Terrance Williams to the Lucky Tate's for a 4th round pick.

Polygamy Pounders trade Eddie Lacy to the Dixieland 3/5rs for a 8th round pick.

Dixieland 3/5rs trade Cam Newton and Brandon Marshall to the Taints for a 3rd round pick.

Dixieland 3/5rs trade Eddie Lacy to the Touchdowns for a 4th round pick.

Dixieland 3/5rs trade Calvin Johnson to the Raw Dawgs for a 4th round pick. 

Polygamy Pounders trade AJ Green to the Keckism Killers for a 6th round pick. 

Polygamy Pounders trade Kevlin Benjamin and Arian Foster to the PV Monkeys for a 4th round pick. 



Summary


Firchefs - Raw Dawgs 3rd round pick. 

Dixieland 3/5rs - Tate's 4th round, Taints 3rd round, Touchdowns 4th round, Dawgs 4th round picks. Will not have an 8th round pick. 

Polygamy Pounders -  Killers 6th round pick, 3/5rs 8th round pick, Monkeys 4th round pick. 

Raw Dawgs - Will not have a pick in rounds 3 and 4. 

Tates - Will not have a 4th round pick

Killers - Will not have a 6th round pick. 

Monkeys - Will not have a 4th round pick. 

Taints - Will not have a 3rd round pick. 

2014 KSFBFFL Playoff Preview

Ben Ji
140 Miles East of Gods Country

THIS IS WHERE CHAMPIONS ARE MADE

TOT #1 Keckism Killers - *BYE* - Quick Box Score	TOT TBD - TBD - Quick Box Score	TOT TBD - TBD - Quick Box Score
TOT #5 50 Shades of Taint 0 #4 Porch Monkeys 0 Quick Box Score | Preview
TOT #6 Slob on my Cobb 0 #3 Raw Dawg 0 Quick Box Score | Preview	TOT TBD - TBD - Quick Box Score
TOT #2 My Lucky Tate - *BYE* - Quick Box Score

Favorites

1. Keckism Killers

Record- 11-2
Points Scored- 1448
Highest Point Total- 138 In week 8 and week 12
Streak- W10
Career Playoff Record- 1-2

The Killers are riding a 10 game win streak and have put group home member Justin VanHeche on notice that they intend to spend winter with The Martin. With over 200 more points scored then the next highest team the Killers should the the hands down favorite, but questions remain about GM Jason Stanley's ability to win the league.

We reached a couple of GM's who requested anonymity due to potential domestic issues, here is what they had to say. "Stans? Winning it all? This guy was a founding member of the league and he's only won 1 playoff game. Thats all you need to know"  "I'd have more faith in him winning it all if he did something other than shit the bed every year in the Fantasy Baseball Playoffs"

When reached for comment GM Jason Stanley was not concerned saying "With this football team, we feel good about our matchups. We will be rooting against the dawgs on the other side of the bracket though because honestly I'm scared shitless of playing them."

3. Raw Dawgs

Record- 8-5
Points Scored- 1244
Highest Point Total- 123 in week 13
Streak- W1
Career Playoff Record- 2-3

At one point the Dawgs were 2-5 and wondering what they had to do in order to win a game. GM Matt Murphy had an idea, he mortgaged his future to acquire Demarious Thomas and Calvin Johnson. Since acquiring those Studs the Dawgs have been undefeated and seem to be hitting their stride at the right time scoring 122 and 123 points in the last 2 weeks. "Our Dawgs leave it all out on the field. Demarious and Calvin have been key acquisitions. Someone different steps up every week which attests to the diverse corp of talent we have." Says GM Matt Murphy.

If the Dawgs can win the KSFBFFL title this year GM Matt Murphy will join GM's Ben Keck and Sven Murphy in 2maw glory as he has already won the Baseball Title this year.

GM Murphy doesn't want to hear anything about that quite yet though "Comparing myself to those 2 all time greats wouldn't be appropriate yet. We are going to take it game by game and see where we are at the end"

Contenders-

2. My Lucky Tate

Record- 8-5
Points Scored- 1129
Highest Point Total- 127 in week 4
Win Streak- W1
Career Playoff Record- 0-0

Despite this being their first playoff appearance alot of pundits have selected the Lucky Tate's as a dark horse candidate to take home The Martin. GM Casey Wayne Walker rolled the dice on draft day taking Andrew Luck and has rode his Stallion to a first round bye. With RB Ahmad Bradshaw out he expects big things from his backup, recently acquired Daniel Herring


4. PV Porch Monkeys

Record-8-5
Points Scored- 1208
Highest Point Total- 132 in week 8
Win Streak- L1
Career Playoff Record- 2-1

The PV Porch Monkeys turned the after burners on in their first playoff appearance last year making it all the way to the championship game before falling to the FireChefs (Undoubtedly the GOAT). The Monkeys are hungry for another chance at glory but ended up on the wrong side of the bracket.

GM Pearce McKinney says "We have had the score of last years championship game in our weight room all year. It's time to take back what is ours! It will be a tough road and we have our work cut out for us" Having to face the Savvy Taints in week 1 and if they win the Killers in Week 2 is certainly a challenge for the Monkeys in only their second playoff appearance.

5. 50 Shades of Taint

Record- 7-6
Points Scored- 1132
Highest Point Total- 124 in week 10
Win Streak- L1
Career Playoff Record- 4-4, One Championship(2012)

As the only team with Championship experience the Taints cant be taken lightly. Unfortunately for them they will have a tough road to hoe as they take on Hungry Porch Monkeys in the first round. GM Sven Murphy plans to "Treat this game like every other game on our schedule. Our youngsters have been there, yes, and I think they have the poise and focus to dominate"


If they somehow get past the Monkeys they will have to knock off a well rested Goliath in second round. GM Sven Murphy doesn't see that as a challenge "Honestly, if we can get past the Monkeys in the First Round I don't see anything stopping us from a second championship. The Killers are led by Marty Schottenhiemer and we expect to face Andy Reid and the Lucky Tates in the title game, Cmon bro, we got this"

Gimme's 

6. Slobb on my Cobb

Record- 7-6
Points Scored- 1075
Highest Point Total- 99 in week 1
Win Streak- L2
Career Playoff Record-0-0

If there is one team that does not belong in the playoffs this year its the Cobbs from KCMO. Despite never scoring more than 100 points in a game and losing their last 2 games they somehow snuck in the backdoor. GM Tristan Trupka had this to say "The back door eh? You know I'm dam good at sneaking in the back door, in fact I plan to backdoor my way all the way to the title"






Stay tuned as later in the week we poll the experts and put out a special playoff prediction edition here at BWKNONBLOGNEWSCORP.COM

HOT STOVE Week 8 Power Rankings

Ben Ji
140 Miles East of Gods Country

THE STOVE IS HOT and Week 8 Power Rankings

Wow! With the trade deadline less than 1 week away the KSFBFFL has been seen more deals than your local Wally World.

Completed Trades 

Firechef's trade Demarious Thomas to the Raw Dawgs for a 3rd round pick.

Dixieland 3/5rs trade Terrance Williams to the Lucky Tate's for a 4th round pick.

Polygamy Pounders trade Eddie Lacy to the Dixieland 3/5rs for a 8th round pick.

Dixieland 3/5rs trade Cam Newton and Brandon Marshall to the Taints for a 3rd round pick.

Dixieland 3/5rs trade Eddie Lacy to the Touchdowns for a 4th round pick.


Now lets take a look at what teams we see as "Buyers"

Buyers

PV Porch Monkeys- The PV Porch Monkey's biggest need is at the RB position where they have been devastated by the loss of CJ Spiller. Things are so bad the Monkeys may be forced to start Isiah Cromwell and Bobby Rainey next week....GM Pearce Mckinney was quoted as saying "We think the league is down this year(Stanley is in first, LOL) and the opportunity to return to the championship game could be a move away. That move will be the acquisition of a RB and we are in conversations with multiple GM's."

50 Shades of Taint-The Taints have already executed a Blockbuster this year sending their 3rd round pick to the 3/5rs in exchange for Tony Romo and Cam Newton. This team is still hungry and has expressed interest in acquiring a #1 running back to pair with Ronnie Hillman and Ben Tate...is a deal for Arian Foster in the works?

Keckism Killers- The Killers are the favorites to take home the title this year but don't expect GM Jason "Tum Tum" Stanley to sit on his hands. Speculation is the Killers are looking for a WR to keep a spot warm until Josh Gordon returns.

Lucky Tate's- With the acquisition of Terrance Williams earlier in the Year the Tate's have a squad that should be able to reach the playoffs. If they want to make any noise when they get in the playoffs they could use a top flight WR/RB to play in the flex position.

Raw Dawgs- WHAT? Shocking I know but the 2-5 Dawgs aren't ready to give up telling BWKNBNC "Trades? The phones have been ringing off the hook with offers to send us draft picks. We are still buyers at this point". GM Matt Murphy EXPECTS to acquire a top flight RB before the deadline hits. Will RB Eddie Lacy be traded for a 3rd time this year?!?

Slob on My Cobb- The Cobb's have quietly been having a solid year since their move to Missourah. Look for GM Tristy Trupka to work the phones in an attempt to land a top flight TE for his playoff push. Could the PV Porch Monkeys deal Jimmy Grahm for Marshawn Lynch?!?


Sellers 

Polygamy Pounders- While some GM's were snickering at the Pounders for dealing Eddie Lacy for a 8th round pick, Pounders GM Keane Cheese was ambivalent saying "Its a fire sale, things go for fire sale prices". The Pounders still have a couple pieces to move so it will be no surprise if Arian Foster/AJ Green/Andre Johnson all have a new home by this time next week.

Dixieland 3/5rs- The 3/5rs have been the most active team in the league so far and have compiled an impressive 7 picks in the first 4 rounds of next years draft. The team is still fielding offers but remains adamant that WR Calvin Johnson will go for no less than a 3rd round pick saying "We traded some pieces away but we still have an outside shot at the playoffs, its in our fans best interest not to fully abandon the season"

FireChefs - Last years champion started the dealing early this season when they sent Demarious Thomas to live at the Dawg Pound. Despite their victory last week they remain committed to the rebuilding process. Unfortunately this team lacks any real stars and can only expect to receive some mid round draft picks for QB Drew Bree's or RB's Bishop Sankey/Brandon Oliver/Shane Vereen.



POWER RANKINGS

1. Keckism Killers(5-2)

Cream of the crop. The Killers just keep on Killing anyone dumb enough to step on the field. Up next is the West Canaan Coyotes.

2. My Lucky Tate's (4-3)

The Tates plan to ride RB's Jamaal Charles and Ahmad Bradshaw to a deep playoff run.

3. 50 Shades of Taint (4-3)

The Taints have rocketed up the rankings this week after acquiring Cam Newton and Brandon Marshall. Keep an eye on this team as they look for their 2nd championship.

4. PV Porch Monkeys (4-3)

The Monkeys are in desperate need of a RB, hell they need 2 RB's if they want to keep their momentum going.

5. West Canaan Coyotes (4-3)

A big matchup this week with the Keckism Killers. Could this be a title game preview?

6. I Touchdown There (4-3)

The recent trade for Eddie Lacy has given this team a new outlook on the season. Could GM Mike Gomez really trade him again?!?

7. Slobb On my Cobb (4-3)

The Cobbs havent made any moves yet preferring to keep their roster intact.

8. Raw Dawgs (2-5)

The Dawgs are hungry and could make some rash moves in an attempt to win now. It wouldnt suprise me to see GM Matt Murphy trade away ALL of next years picks.

9. Dixieland 3/5rs (3-4)

While the team has dealt some key pieces they feel they have enough to remain dangerous and hopefully sneak into the 6th playoff spot.

10. Puff Puff Pass (3-4)

The Puffs started RB LeSean McCoy last week. The eagles had a bye....that should tell you all you need to know.

11. Polygamy Pounders (3-4)

The once proud pounders are floundering in a sea of 3.2 beer and tears, sweet salty tears.

12. The FireChef's (2-5)

Despite getting the W last week GM Justin VanHeche is committed to rebuilding saying "BURN IT DOWN"

Week 7 Power Rankings

Ben Ji
140 Miles East of Gods Country

Week 7 KSFBFFL Power Rankings

The fighting Tum Tum's check in at the top spot this week! GM Jason Stanley lacks a championship pedigree but seems to be pulling all the right strings this year. The Keckism Killers lead the league in points scored averaging 105 points a game. While not as impressive as the 115 PPG the Firechefs put up last year the Killers are certainly on a championship track.

We caught up with GM Jason "Tum Tum" Stanley and asked him a couple of questions.

How does this team stack up to all the others you have coached?

We feel like this is a team of destiny and certainly the best team our organization has seen in a number of years. We really don't have any big holes are clicking as a unit right now.  

Stud RB Demarco Murray is listed as questionable this week. Any concerns about his durability?

We are not concerned about Demarco. The initial tests just came back and he was "Negative" for Ebola, he will be ready to go. 

Will you play Josh Gordon in week 12 or impose any additional suspension?

We will handle the Josh Gordon situation internally, no comment. 

It's Rivalry week for the Killers as they take on the 3/5rs. You currently have a 3-2 record against the GM Ben Keck including dominating victories the past 2 years. Do you treat this as "Just another game" or does it mean more to beat a 2 time champion?

We are going to treat it like any other game. The rivalry has lost some luster lately with the problems the organization on 75th street has been having. We think they will give it their best shot this week but they don't stand a chance. 


Thanks to GM Tum Tum Stanley for stopping by the office.

Now its time to get down to the nitty gritty. There has been very little seperation in the league so far this year. 11 out of the 12 teams are within 1 game of .500 with the only team out of contention being led by last years champion Justin VanHeche.



1. Keckism Killers (4-2)

GM Tum Tum Stanley has this team rolling as they have scored 100+ points in each of the last 4 weeks. RB Demarco Murray is having a breakout year but questions remain about his ability to last an entire season. The loss of WR Victor Cruz to a torn Patella tendon should be tempered when all pro Josh Gordon comes back from suspension in 4 weeks.

2. West Caanan Coyotes (4-2)

The Coyotes keep right on rolling with a 98-69 victory over Puff Puff Pass. RB Matt Forte had a breakout game scoring 27 points. This team is loaded at every position except quarterback. GM Harripants Poole cant really expect to win a title with Ben Rapelistberger or Tom Brady at QB....Can he?

3. PV Porch Monkeys (4-2)

Last week's victory over the Tate's was never really in doubt after WR T.I. Hilton escaped from prison and put up 28 points on Thursday night. This team keeps on winning but face alot of question marks at the RB Position. RB's Doug Martin and CJ Spiller put up a combined 3 points last week. Both RB's were high draft picks whose lack of production could sink the Porch Monkeys season.

4. 50 Shades of Taint

As perennial contenders its no surprise to see the Taints this high in the rankings. Despite a sub-par performance last week(78 Points) the Taints were able to pull out a victory over their arch rivals the Firechefs. With Ben Tate back from injury and Ronnie Hillman taking over the starting job in Denver this team once again has a chance to make some noise in the playoffs. The only question is whether QB Nick Foles is the man to lead them there.

5. My Lucky Taints (3-3)

The Taints couldn't pull out the W last week but the team GM Casey Wayne Walker has put together looks like it could go off any week. RB Ahmad Bradshaw has been having a stellar year and RB Jamaal Charles looks to put up big numbers this week after resting during the bye week. They face a desperate Raw Dawg team this week and need production from newly acquired WR Terrance Williams.

6. Slob On My Cobb (3-3)

It was a rough outing for the Cobb's last week as they ran into the buzzsaw that is the Keckism Killers. RB Marshawn Lynch and Andre Ellington let the team down scoring a combined 11 points. GM Tristy Trupka responded by ordering both men to "Turn around and touch your toes"

7. Dixieland 3/5rs (3-3)

Is this team an enigma or what? They have scored 90+ points in 4 weeks but also have 2 sub 50 point games sprinkled in. Last week was a good week as they led the league with 121 points. QB Cam Newton finally came through scoring 33 points. His WR's didnt let him down as Brandon Marshall/Steve Smith/Jordan Cameron scored a combined 44 points. This teams weakness is at the RB position and only got worse with RB Darren Sproles partially tearing his MCL. Look for GM Ben Keck to work the phones in an attempt to add some depth.

8. Puff Puff Pass (3-3)

The Puff's have averaged 85 points per game and made it to the final 4 last year but I'm still not sold on their ability to do it this year. Maybe its the fact that their leading scorer last week was their kicker and they just lost RB Stephen Ridley to the injury bug for the rest of the year?

9. Raw Dawgs (2-4) 

The Dawgs won a crucial game last week as Peyton Manning and Demarius Thomas combined for 39 points against the slumping touchdowns. GM Matthew Murphy knows they have very little room for error next week against the Tate's saying "Every week is now do or die. We don't plan to lose, Jack. We're buyers right now"


10. I touchdown There (3-3)

Deja Vu all over again. After a hot start the Touchdowns are slumping scoring in the low 60's the past 2 weeks. The Touchdowns may start packing their bags if they lose against the Taints this week.

11. Polygamy Pounders (2-4) 

Is time finally catching up to the Pounders? Cracks are starting to show in the facade that is GM Keane Horner. Some folks have called him "The Wonder Boy"for his constant success in both Baseball and Football but last weeks loss to the 3/5rs have some questioning that title. We reached out to GM Keane Horner and asked him if they could salvage the season "We are as committed to winning this year as the Missouri Tigers are to the Big 12" Expect a fire sale soon folks.

12. FireChefs (1-5)

Predictions of a Firechefs Fire Sale have been floated for weeks now but so far GM Juice VanKueser has yet to make a move. We asked him about his plans "The problem is that other than Drew Bree's my team is a dumpster fire. We have heard from several teams about Drew and I believe we will get a deal done before the deadline".


Trade Deadline is Tuesday October 28th. Stay tuned next week when we break down the Hot Stove Rumors and take a look at which teams will be buyers and which teams will be sellers.