WEEK 5 POWER RANKINGS
With 4 weeks under our belt the wheat is starting the separate from the chaff, the cream is rising to the top and the STUD'S are starting to separate from the DUD'S and PUD'S.
We have a couple of Big Games this week
PV Predators vs Paddle Your Own Cano
The Predators have been slipping recently losing 2 games in a row as GM Elk Musk Poole has been distracted by walking birds, they are however still 3rd in Total Points scored and have a chance to topple the scorching hot Cano's this week. The Cano's narrowly missed topping the 500 point barrier last week in a dominating win over the defending champion KC Brosmers. GM Sven Murphy has become so confident in his teams Invincibility that he has recently taken to mocking other teams including a comment about "Banging the shit out of everyone...without a condom" that drew the ire of the league office.
Prediction- Cano's by alot.
Team Elephant vs Hidden Ball Tricks
The Elephants recorded their first win of the year last week over the Blanco's putting up an impressive 374 points. They will face the HBT's who despite scoring the fewest points of any team are 3-1. GM Pearce McKinley went on the record to defend his team saying "Last time I checked the win column is the only statistic that matters. Our clubhouse morale is strong and we anticipate that translating to another deep playoff run. Don't rule out another blockbuster trade to put the final pieces into place"
Prediction- HBT's come back to earth and the Elephants get closer to .500
Here is this week’s Power Rankings
"STUD'S"
1. Paddle Your Own Cano (4-0) - Sven Murphy
What can you say about this team besides "WOW". Through 4 games the Cano's are averaging 457 Points per game, to put that in to perspective the highest score by all the other teams was the PV Predators at 435 in week 1.
2. Rebel Yell (3-1) – Ben “10 for 10” Keck
Ole Rebel Yell put up 400 points in a victory over the expansion Buttlicks last week increasing their win total to 3. They are second in the league with an average score of 362 and look to keep up ahead of the pack this week against arch rival Crocs in Florida.
"PUD'S"
This group of puds is really just a jumbled mess, you could make a legitimate argument for any team to be ranked over another but here at BWK Non Blog News Corp we do our best to put them in the proper order.
3. Billy Buttlicks (2-2) - Schoon McGoon
McGoon's team picked up another L last week but seemed to have snapped out of their funk putting up an impressive 343 points, good for 4th highest in the league last week. They take on the defending champion KC Brosmers and as of early Monday night have jumped out to a 13 to -13 lead.
4. Hidden Ball Tricks (3-1) – Blouse McKinney
The HBT's are 3-1 but questions remain as to whether they are the real deal or just a mirage. I ran into GM Pearce McKinney at a local watering hole this afternoon drowning his sorrows over Jason Collins coming out in Sports Illustrated. When asked for a comment the clearly intoxicated McKinney slurred "That guy, he never called me back"
5. Prairie Village Predators (2-2) – Elk Musk Poole
The predators lost a heart breaker last week to the previously winless Fisters. With Turkey season winding down GM Harrison Poole has returned his focus to Predation in Prairie Village which should have a positive effect on his ball club...
6. Los Gringo's Blanco's (2-2) – Cheese Horner
The Blanco's drop 3 spots this week after getting smoked by the Elephants despite 67 points by Matt Moore. Rumor has it he will be in Kansas City this weekend to discuss trade possibilities with some other owners.
7. Crocs In Florida (1-3)- Allan Baird
The Croc's thought they had the W last week against the HBT's but had 22 points wiped off the board after exceeding their starts limit and ended up losing by 1. Could be a long summer on 73rd Ter if Mr. Baird can't get his team in gear.
8. KC Brosmers (1-3) – Pooch Murphy
The Brosmer's won't walk right for a week after the pounding they took the Cano's last week. This team should be down with the DUD'S but they have a championship caliber manager in the dugout so anything is still possible.
DUD'S
The DUD'S showed some life last week when they both picked up wins, if they win this week they will certainly move up with the PUD'S.
9. Furbush Fisters (1-3) – Juice Christine
The Fisters had a second solid week in a row culminating with a 50+ point comeback on Sunday to beat the Predators by 2 points. A victory against the Blanco's this week will do alot for their confidence.
10. Team Elephant (1-3) – Wayne Walker
"WHAT IS THIS?" A 374 point performance by the Elephants last week has the news room here at BWKNBNC shaking their head. Lets see if they can do it 2 weeks in a row and notch a victory over smoke n mirror HBT's.
