Week 11 Power Rankings

Ben Ji
130 Miles East of God's Country

The Keckism Killers were expected to cruise through the rest of their weak schedule but GM Mike Gomez would have none of it saying "We believe...We believe that we....WE BELIEVE that we will....WE BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN, WE BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN OUT AND MAKE THE PLAYOFFS AND KEEP ON WINNING UNTIL I'M HAVING A THREESOME WITH MY WIFE AND THE MARTIN"


With the playoffs starting in 3 weeks anything is possible as the KSFBFFL standings have been thrown into disarray. The only constant so far this season has been the Firechefs just straight up slaughtering peeps.


Lets take a look at how the playoff picture shakes out.

Locks

1. The Firechefs, 9-1

For the first time since week 4 the Firechefs did not have the highest scoring team in the league. Despite 27 points from Peyton and 20 points from Megatron the Firechefs were barely able to put up 112 points to squeak out a victory over the Porch Monkeys. If GM Brooke Van Heche had not picked up the Giants D the firechefs may have lost. 

Remaining Schedule-

• Raw Dawg, 3-7
• 50 Shades of Taint, 7-3
• West Canaan Coyotes, 2-8

Predicted Finish- 12-1

Safe

2.Team McKinney, 6-4

The Porch Monkeys put up a valiant effort against the Firechefs last week but came up short by 12 points. QB Christian Ponder had a sub par effort last week and will be replaced by Alex Smith. If the Monkeys want to make some noise in the Playoffs they had better hope Aaron Rogers returns soon and that their running backs start producing.

Remaining Schedule-

• I Touchdown There, 4-6
• Costa Concordia Disaster, 5-5
• Keckism Killers, 5-5

Predicted Finish- 9-4

3. 50 Shades of Taint, 7-3

Whats wrong down at Quality Hill? The Taints started the year on a tear and were once seen as the only team that may be able to challenge the Firechefs but things have taken a turn for the worse including a pitiful 69 point performance last week. Romo needs to step up his game(9 points last week, barf) and Stevie will need more production from his WR's(6 combined points) if he wants to be a serious contender. 

Remaining Schedule-

• West Canaan Coyotes, 2-8
• The Firechefs, 9-1
• Puff Puff Pass, 5-5

Predicted Finish- 9-4

Clusterfuck

4.Dixieland Three Fifthers, 5-5

The highest scoring team last week, the 3/5r's are on another 2 game winning steak thanks to some studly performances by Brandon Marshall(25 points) and Marshawn Lynch(21). They should be favored in every game from here on out and could contend for a 3 seed if they win out.  

Remaining Games

• Puff Puff Pass, 5-5
• Polygamy Pounders, 5-5
• I Touchdown There, 4-6

Predicted Finish- 8-5 

5. Keckism Killers, 5-5

Two weeks ago BWKNBNC predicted the Killers would go on a tear the rest of the year and lock up a 3 seed....Two straight losses have changed alot and what looked to a a cakewalk has now turned into a elephant walk.  

Remaining Schedule- 

• Costa Concordia Disaster, 5-5
• Johnny Footballs, 4-6
• Team McKinney, 6-4

Predicted Finish- 7-6

6. Polygamy Pounders, 5-5

The 62 points the Pounder's put up last week won't cut it if they are serious about contending for a playoff spot. This team is made up of Boom or Bust players and need some more consistent performers. Look for a rebound this weekend against the struggling Footballs. 

Remaining Schedule

• Johnny Footalls, 4-6
• Dixieland 3/5r's, 5-5
• Raw Dawg, 3-7

Predicted Finish- 7-6 

7. Costa Concordia Disaster, 5-5

What an exciting game last week(FLUSHES THE TOILET)! Seriously, has a team ever had a worse win? This team has substantially less points scored than all the other 5-5 teams and will need to win at least 2/3 to have a chance at the playoffs....One side note, if GM Wayne Walker had not traded for Demarco Murray he would of lost last week and pretty much been eliminated from the playoffs. 

Remaining Games

• Keckism Killers, 5-5
• Team McKinney, 6-4
• Johnny Footballs, 4-6

Predicted Finish-6-7

8. Puff Puff Pass, 5-5

This team is ranked this high on W/L record alone and after scoring 44 points last week I dont feel like wasting any time writing about them. 

Remaining Games

• Dixieland Three Fifthers, 5-5
• West Canaan Coyotes, 2-8
• 50 Shades of Taint, 7-3

Predicted Finish - 6-7

Lose and They are out

9/10. I Touchdown There, Johnny Footballs- 4-6

The Touchdowns shocked the world last week putting up 112 points while taking down the Killers. If either of these teams hope to make the playoffs they had better win out and hope everyone else loses. 


Projected Playoff Bracket



                               
                                           1. Firechefs


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4. Dixieland Three Fifthers---l
                                          l
5. Keckism Killers-------------l



3. 50 Shades of Taint--------l
                                        l
6. Polygamy Pounders-------l
                                         _________________
    

                                         2. PV Porch Monkeys
                                       

Blurbs and Blubs

Ben Ji
132 Miles East of Gods Country

BLURBS AND BLUBS

NOT SO FAST!!!

• Everyone was quick to write the Touchdowns off but GM Mike Gomez kept slaving away down in Texas and it paid off. Great call to start Nick Folds over Matt Ryan.
• Remember when the Taints were a shoe-in for the 2 seed and a first round bye? Not anymore. 
• All the pundits who assumed the Keckism Killers were a lock for the playoffs have to be questioning their sanity. The "weak" remaining schedule suddenly looks alot more daunting after 2 straight losses. 
• The 3/5r's and Disasters both had huge victories this week and have thrown the playoff picture into disarray. 

WASTED CHANCES

• The Pounder's of Salt Lake pulled a double whammy this weekend. They had a chance to effectively eliminate the Disasters from playoff contention while almost assuredly securing themselves a playoff spot....But they fucked it up by losing in a ugly, ugly, ugly, uuuugggggglllllyyyyyyy game.
• The PV Porch Monkeys had a chance to show they are a legit title contender but fell short against the Firechefs. Had they won they would of been in the driver seat for the #2 seed. 
• Is Puff Puff Pass GM Austin Meyers still checking in? His Team seems to have laser focus one week(110 points) and shitty grandma focus the next(44 points this week).  

Who Cares

• I think the Dawgs beat Harri or something.