135 Miles East of Gods Country
KSFBFFL Championship Preview
The Firechefs (11-2) vs PV Porch Monkeys (9-4)
This is it folks! The big Mama Jama! The KSFBFFL season all comes down to this match up of two teams desperate for their First Title. Gone are the Keckism Killers, the Taints have limped home to lick their wounds, the 3/5rs have already cleaned out every one's lockers and stopped returning phone calls. The only two teams that matter are playing today and BOY OH GOLLY it should be a Classic Matchup!
The Firechef's have been the early favorites since putting up 165 points in week one. Their powerful offense is led by Cyborg Manning and his stable of targets including Megatron, Ashley Jeffries, Reggie Bush and Andre Johnson. With a victory over the Monkeys the Chef's will solidify their squad as one the greatest teams in the history of the KSFBFFL.
The PV Porch Monkeys season has been a story of Redemption. Nothing in GM Pearce McKinleys past showed anything like this was possible, its really been quite the Cinderella season for ole pearcy poo. After the draft the Monkeys were predicted to finish in last place by numerous media outlet's including BWKNBNC and surely their season would come crashing down when QB Aaron Rogers got hurt? Nope, Alex Smith has stepped in nicely to fill the void and keep the dream season going.
Before we get to the BWKNBNC Prediction lets see what other GM's around the league have to say.
"I have the go with the Firechef's. They have the most impressive resume of any team" -Terrible interviewer Steve Murphy
"Firechef's. I had the privilege of sitting next to their GM at the well for a meal the other night. I can't disclose the exact conversation but he seemed more confident and his chicken Ceaser salad showed me a healthy gm with the drive to win it all." -Matt Murphy
"I'll go with the monkeys. Abu is well rested and gronk is out, jimmy graham had 2 points last week. I think he has a big game next week and the tight end position makes a difference." -Jason Stanley
"Firechefs by a mile and that is no slight to the porch monkeys. The firechefs lineup is simply overwheling and GM C.W. has put together a championship caliber team and overcome challenges cush as the tickle monster and his crotch quite literally being on fire. I'm looking forward to welcoming him into the championship fraternity" Chamionship GM Keane Cheese
BWKNBNC Breakdown-
| Firechefs | Monkeys | |||
| Projected | 133 | x | 116 | |
| Last Wk | 88 | 103 | x | |
| Avg | 115 | x | 100 | |
| 5 week high | 113 | 121 | x | |
| 5 week low | 71 | 88 | x | |
| Total | 2 | 3 |
Wow! Not what we were expecting?!? The BWKNBNC Formula is actually predicting a 108-97 Victory for the Monkeys.
Mark it down, by 9pm tonight GM Pearce McKinley will be sipping a cold beverage out of The Martin. We asked ole Pearce Pearce how he plans to celebrate his champion ship.."The Porch Monkeys will be celebrating with fried chicken, watermelon and Colt .45's for all"
