Ben Ji
140 Miles East of Gods Country
2017 KSFBFFL Preview
With the KSFBFFL season right around the corner each owner
is preparing in their own unique way. Sven Murphy decided to take his mind off
the Pressure of his upcoming season with a quick getaway to Mexico while his
brother Matt Murphy has been grinding away for the past month. “I’ve got 4 mock
drafts under my belt already” a red eyed Matt Murphy said, “Been watching a lot
of hard knocks and been reading up on the standard draft previews. I end each
day with 5 minutes of meditation envisioning myself accepting the Martin from
the commish”
While the dawg is hard at work other owners are less than
concerned. “Nothing, I’ve didn’t even know the draft was this week” said 2 time
champion Tristy Trupka. Relative newcomer Matt Settles seems to embraced this
approach a well describing his draft prep as “Using my gut instinct to get me
to the top”. Reigning Champion Casey Wayne Walker simply said “My animal spirit
is a squirrel”.
Fresh off a breakthrough season Touchdowns GM Mike Gomez is
still evaluating the field “We have some guys that we feel confident would
benefit the Touchdowns this year, we just need to draft them. We will continue
to evaluate our situation and are hoping for big things this year”.
The Pounders recent move to the desert of Arizona has left
them little time for draft prep, instead they are searching for a new identity
to match their new market. May I suggest a name change to the “Bad Hombres”?
3/5r’s GM Lady went through a similar situation last year with a move to
Raytown but is completely focused on the draft this year. “I can’t use the
internet very well due to my lack of opposable thumbs” she remarked “Luckily
Ben Ji has been nice enough to leave a couple preview magazines in my kennel”.
Last but not least Killer’s GM Boo Boo Stanley simply plans
to keep “Drinking heavily anytime fantasy football is mentioned because we
can’t win, we are cursed”.
Anonymous predictions
from fellow GM’s.
“There are a lot of good teams in the league. Obviously I
like our chances but if I had to choose another team that could compete for the
title I would say the Firechefs look like a team who could rack up a lot of W’s
this year”
“I think Benji could resurrect his football franchise this
year”
“McKinney has been a bridesmaid multiple times, he is due”
“Keep an eye on the fighting Gomez’s. If Brungy cedes
complete control to Shannon they could be a force in the league”
“The Tide may turn for the Killers”
“It’s hard to look past the owners who’ve already got a
title to their name, but I do think maybe 2017 is McKinney’s year”
“It’s a jump ball but CW and Steve always tend to contend
during football season. Tristan is always a sneaky sleeper pick and the others
just kind of ebb and flow”
“Tristy Linville is poised for a much needed comeback this
year”
“The 2 time Champion Cobbs have an extra 4th
round pick. Keep an eye on them!”
“My Animal Spirit is a squirrel”
BONUS FAVORITE PIZZA
TOPPING SECTION
“Anything not spicy and without olives” – Killers GM Boo Boo
Stanley
“Sausage and Mushroom” –
Footlong GM Sven Murphy
“Saw-Seige” - Cobbs GM Tristy Trupka
“Have to go with Peperoni and Mushroom” – Touchdowns GM Mike
Gomez
“My animal spirit is a squirrel” – Reigning Champion Tate’s
GM Casey Wayne Walker
“Peperoni and Japs” – 3/5r’s GM Ben Ji
“Pizza Topping are like Fantasy football selections. No One
topping alone is going to get it done. It takes a good mix to balance out the
finished product. Sausage(spicy), Jalapeno, mushroom, red bell pepper and a
layer of pepperjack cheese” – Destroyers GM Matt Murphy
“Anything but olives and anchovies” – Pounders GM Keane
Cheese
“Peppppppppporoni” – Ditkas GM Matt Settles
“Italian sausage and Jalapeno peppers” – Monkeys GM Pearce
McKinley
