WEEK 10 POWER RANKINGS
TRADE SUMMARY
Monstars acquired Aaron Jones from the PV Police for a 9th round pick.
Monstars Acquired Phillip Lindsey from the Dawgs for a 7th round pick.
Farve Dollar Footlongs acquired Eric Ebron and Matt Breida from the PV Police for a 6th round pick.
Huge Ditkas acquired Antonio Brown from the PV Police for a 3rd round pick.
Deadbeat Darryls acquired TJ Yeldon from the PV Police for a 5th or 9th round pick. If he gets 250 Touches it will be 5th. If not, 9th.
Slob on my Cobbs acquired Gronk/Zeke/Lynch from the Texas Dawgs for a 2nd and 6th round pick.
1. Huge Ditkas 7-2
The Ditkas continue to be the class of the league behind
strong play from Kamara/Kelce/Brown. They currently lead the league in points
and put up a league high 122 last week with stud RB Joe Mixon on the bench.
Look for the Ditkas to continue their strong play and end the season with a 1st
round bye.
2. Raytown Monstars 6-3
Four straight wins have the MonStars sticking their chest
out on top of Moron Mountiain. “We didn’t panic early this year after starting
2-3” GM and all around great looking/smelling guy Ben Keck said, “We stuck by
the guys we drafted and have added a couple of auxiliary pieces to help during
our championship run”. The Monstars have a tough end to the season with 3 games
against 6-3 teams coming up.
3. Kaibob Kangol Krew 6-3
With 1 more month on their stadium lease in Phoenix the Krew
have seen attendance dwindle but they keep on winning. Last week it was a 40 pt
beatdown of the shelter pups and they have a chance to end the Puff’s season
this week. If Julio and Theilen can both go off at the same time the Krew can
take down any team in the league.
4. The Firechefs 6-3
Due to some pending felony charges GM Justin Van Heche was
unable to answer the door on Halloween and instead locked himself in the
basement to figure a way out of his self-inflicted salary cap hell. When he
emerged from the basement he informed Brooke Van Heche that she was being let
go as Assistant GM due to her poor use of the waiver wire salary cap “She took
it alright I guess, its not like I was getting laid anyways. I had no choice!
She picked up Ito for $50, sat him on the bench then waived him the next week!”
5. Deadbeat Darryls 5-4
The Deadbeat Darryls still have not paid their dues.
6. I Touchdown There 6-3
How are the Touchdowns 6-3? They are averaging about 10 less
points per game than the other teams with the same record. The Touchdowns only
face 2 more teams with winning records so they should still make the playoffs
but expect a quick first round exit for the boys from McKinney TX.
7. Farve Dollar Footlongs 4-5
If the Touchdowns or Darryls stumble the Footlongs are
waiting in the wings to take their playoff spot. “It hurts not being in
complete control” Coach Sven Said “We need some help but I feel confident that
if we win out then we will be in the playoffs. Big game this week against the
Ditkas!”
8. Slobb on my cobb 4-5
(Cher Voice) iffffff I could turrrrnnn back time……That what
ole tuck tuck has to be thinking about his week 3 trade for Gronk/Zeke/Lynch.
After a hot 2-0 start the Cobbs mortgaged their future to win now but instead
have gone 2-5 since the deal was completed. They are in the same spot as the
Footlongs and need to win out to have a shot at the playoffs.
9. Puff Puff Pass 4-5
Waiting and watching in the wings The Puffs are technically
still in the hunt but unless Touchdown Tom and Josh Gordon transform into the
Brady/Moss circa 2007 it looks like they will miss the playoffs.
10. Keckism Killers 3-6
At the start of the year BWKNBNC thought the Keckism Killers were the best team in the league for a second straight season....but then the wheels came off. After starting 3-0 the Killers have lost 6 straight and seen their fans turn on them. "Its freaking bullshit" Killers Super Fan Darnell Johnson said, "That money grubbing Owner Jason Stanley increased season ticket prices by 20% then put this garbage out on the field? CMON MAN"
11. Texas Dawgs 2-7
Rumor out of Plano is the Texas Dawgs will be changing their name to the Shelter Pups after their dismal performance this year.
12. PV PC Police 1-8
Not much left to play for the the PC Police did manage to snag an extra 9th round pick while on their honeymoon in Turks and Caicos "We never sleep on a good deal" Coach McWilson said.
