130 Miles East of Gods Country
BWKNBNC EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Scott Harris
Scott Harris (Middle in sailor cosplay outfit) enjoys a cold beverage
1. I noticed you are domiciled in the state of
Oregon but your team is located in Salt Lake City. Do you have any plans
on relocating and renaming the Polygamy Pounders?
Yes, after procuring the Pounders from their previous owner, I’ve
decided to move the team to Corvallis, OR. We love the fans of Salt Lake, but
with the move out of Utah we felt it was appropriate to change the name (having
more than one wife sounds horrible anyways). We are proud to announce that our new
team name is “Roughing the Kooch”. This name plays into the traditions of
Fantasy Football but is also an homage to the late Miami guard.
2. Your Franchise is one of of only 8 franchises
to win The Martin (2011), do you already feel superior to the Puffs(Austin),
Touchdowns(Brungy), Leg Hounds(McKinney) and Dawgs(The Dawg)?
I’m still feeling out the pedigree of each team. With that said, we’ll
see how the draft and week one goes before I start slinging mud.
3. Rumor has it that much like The Mississippi
Leg Hounds owner Pearce McWilson you are a "Playboy" owner who only
cares about the status of owning a team in THE KSFBFFL. Is it true you will be
in a different country during the draft?
Fake news. Sometimes you have to mix business with pleasure while
abroad. Lucky for me, owning the ‘Koochs is my pleasure.
4. Do you have a particular strategy for your
first KSFBFFL draft?
I plan to consume large quantities of beer to shutdown the brain cells
not associated with Fantasy Football in order to maximize focus.
5. What does owning a franchise in THE KSFBFFL
mean to you?
It’s an honor to be on the same field as coaching legends such as
Tristan Trupka, Ben Keck, and Jason Stanley, to name a few. So, as a K-State
bro for life, I’m looking forward to the camaraderie amongst coach/owners. Make
no mistake though, I’m here to claim The Martin and I look forward to
accompanying her to a nice dinner followed by a powerful love making session.
6. Will Julie have any involvement with your
team?
Roughing the Kooch is an organization which values
diversity and inclusion.
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Is the mic off? Ok, ya, no way would I let that
happen.
7. Any additional comments about joining THE
KSFBFFL?
“Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.” -Coach Kilmer
