Thursday, May 9, 2013

Mid-Week Update

Taking a look at the games going on this week the most surprising result so far is the whooping Elk Musk Poole and the Predators are putting on Playboy owner Pearce McKinley's HBT's. The HBT's have had some fortunate luck this season racking up 3 wins despite scoring the fewest amount of points.

BWKNBNC has learned that GM Pearce McKinley is not happy with his ball club and may be looking to shake things up with a blockbuster trade, he is rumored to be looking for an entire infielder or "Basically just anyone with a pulse" and some pitching depth.

The Elephants and Brosmers are all locked up in the 160's at this point and each team is desperate for a win. I predict a Brosmers victory that will keep GM Pooch McGee out of the doghouse for at least another week.

The Cano's seem to have taken a solid lead over the Crocs today but anything could happen with each team still having 7 starters left. The Crocs are desperate for a win and if they get close enough they may just get ahold and take the Cano's under with a couple barrel rolls.

Rebel Yell has a 20pt lead over the Blanco's right now and should cruise to an easy victory. Despite being #2 in the latest power ranking Yell GM Ben Keck is still convinced his team can get better. Rumors place him in Salt Lake City last night talking to Blanco's GM Cheese Horner about a possible trade after this week.

Last but not least we have the Fisters continuing to tear the league a new asshole as they are currently up 60 points on the slumping buttlicks.


There are good ships and bad ships, there are ships that sail the sea, but the best ship is a championship, and may it ever.

2010 Rebel Yell
2011 Paddle Your Own Cano
2012 KC Brosmers


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