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Firechiefs or Footlongs. WHO IS NUMBER 1?!?

(Answer below)

The 14th edition of the KSFBFFL is one for the ages as two old nemesis's who have spent the better part of the last decade as bystanders in the playoffs are finally in contention for The Martin. 

POWER RANKINGS

1. The FireChiefs (6-2)

Q:How are you keeping your team motivated week in week out?

A: Did we draft the most talented players that were available when we picked?  Absolutely.  That being said, we also did a deep dive into what makes these guys tick.  We feel that we not only found a bunch of talented players but also those who are relentless in their pursuit of success and winning.

Q: If you had to pick one team besides yourself to win The Martin who would it be?

A: Steven Francis

Q: Favorite Actor/Actress?

A: That Circle faced chick Salamander Gomez something

2. F*rve Dollar Footlong (7-1)

Q:How are you keeping your team motivated week in week out?

A: Massage therapy

Q: If you had to pick one team besides yourself to win The Martin who would it be?

A: There's no real contender outside of the FDF's

Q: Favorite Actor/Actress?

A: Patrick Mahomes in the State Farm commercials 

3. PV Football Club (6-2)

Q:How are you keeping your team motivated week in week out?

A: Defending the Martin keeps everyone motivated 

Q: If you had to pick one team besides yourself to win The Martin who would it be?

A: The firecrotches (sic) or sphincters

Q: Favorite Actor/Actress?

A: Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men

4. The Huge Ditkas (5-3)

Q:How are you keeping your team motivated week in week out?

A: After our slump to start the season we are on the strongest turnaround of any team. We are excited to win the Martin or at least most improved team ribbon 

Q: If you had to pick one team besides yourself to win The Martin who would it be?

A: Any of our starters have the ability to bring home the Martin. And overcooked Russ will watch from the bench. (Editors note...WTF was this answer?)

Q: Favorite Actor/Actress?

A: Ben Keck; for acting year after year like he has a chance to win

5. Puff Puff Pass (5-3)

Q:How are you keeping your team motivated week in week out?

A: YOUR

Q: If you had to pick one team besides yourself to win The Martin who would it be?

A: TEAM

Q: Favorite Actor/Actress?

A: SUCKS

6. Two Gurleys One Kupp (3-5)

Q:How are you keeping your team motivated week in week out?

A: We are on a mission to do one thing and one thing only...win The Martin. We will not rest until we do. 

Q: If you had to pick one team besides yourself to win The Martin who would it be?

A: Are any of these Puds gonna beat Lamar and CMC in the playoffs? Didnt think so. 

Q: Favorite Actor/Actress?

A: Tim McGraw in Friday Night Lights

7. The Dem in Dementia (3-5) 

Q:How are you keeping your team motivated week in week out?

A: Naked midgets, or short people (as the alphabet people call them) in the locker room has given some of the guys some extra push. 

Q: If you had to pick one team besides yourself to win The Martin who would it be?

A: You can make a case for Justin Pearce or Steve this year, but I think the Ditkas have the experience and players to hoist the Martin this year. One Kupp looks sexy on paper but too many selfish players in that locker room with poor management will result in a wild card loss.

Q: Favorite Actor/Actress?

A: I admire Nick Cage. Big breadth of work from con air to the family man. He's consistent and coincidentally a long time season ticket holder!

8. I Touchdown There (3-5)

Q:How are you keeping your team motivated week in week out?

A: Long time no talk! Thought you guys went out of business for a second. Did you get another government handout? The TDs have hit a bit of a rough patch this year. Had some player movement in the offseason and we knew it was gonna be tough. We are rebuilding and going to be stronger next year! The win over the Two Gurleys One Kupp really motivated the guys. Even when the team is down we can still kick the shit out of a Ben Keck led team!

Q: If you had to pick one team besides yourself to win The Martin who would it be?

A: The Footlongs are sure looking strong again. Hoping the Firechiefs can sneak it though.

Q: Favorite Actor/Actress?

A: Emilia Clarke - big fan of Daenerys!

9. Cleveland Steamers (3-5)

Q:How are you keeping your team motivated week in week out?

A: There was dissension in the ranks when it was announced "the team is for sale"

Q: If you had to pick one team besides yourself to win The Martin who would it be?

A: Fire chiefs have a hot squad

Q: Favorite Actor/Actress?

A: Tucker Carlson

10. Roughing the Kooch (2-6)

Q:How are you keeping your team motivated week in week out?

A: Our media team has coordinated the following responses from Coach Harris:

We have a losing record but we are scoring more points and constantly improving. We were number 4 in points last week. Make no mistake, the men want blood and there are still plenty of games left. 

Q: If you had to pick one team besides yourself to win The Martin who would it be?

A: I'll go with the Firechiefs. If anyone deserves the Martin, it is Coach CW after a few disappointing seasons. Everyone loves a comeback story. 

Q: Favorite Actor/Actress?

A:I'm going to go with Sarah Snook (lead actress in Succession). Whew... I mean, come on. 

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