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Week 7 Power Rankings

ITS GETTING CRAZY OUT DER!!!

Two Studs lose and two Dud's win.

Fisters Cruise and Buttlicks lose.

Blanco's win and Elephants Try again.

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Mid-Week Update

Taking a look at the games going on this week the most surprising result so far is the whooping Elk Musk Poole and the Predators are putting on Playboy owner Pearce McKinley's HBT's. The HBT's have had some fortunate luck this season racking up 3 wins despite scoring the fewest amount of points.

BWKNBNC has learned that GM Pearce McKinley is not happy with his ball club and may be looking to shake things up with a blockbuster trade, he is rumored to be looking for an entire infielder or "Basically just anyone with a pulse" and some pitching depth.

The Elephants and Brosmers are all locked up in the 160's at this point and each team is desperate for a win. I predict a Brosmers victory that will keep GM Pooch McGee out of the doghouse for at least another week.

The Cano's seem to have taken a solid lead over the Crocs today but anything could happen with each team still having 7 starters left. The Crocs are desperate for a win and if they get close enough they may just get ahold and take the Cano's under with a couple barrel rolls.

Rebel Yell has a 20pt lead over the Blanco's right now and should cruise to an easy victory. Despite being #2 in the latest power ranking Yell GM Ben Keck is still convinced his team can get better. Rumors place him in Salt Lake City last night talking to Blanco's GM Cheese Horner about a possible trade after this week.

Last but not least we have the Fisters continuing to tear the league a new asshole as they are currently up 60 points on the slumping buttlicks.


There are good ships and bad ships, there are ships that sail the sea, but the best ship is a championship, and may it ever.

2010 Rebel Yell
2011 Paddle Your Own Cano
2012 KC Brosmers

Week 6 Power Rankings

WEEK 6 POWER RANKINGS

Check back later tonight for a "Game of the Week" breakdown of the Fisters Vs Buttlicks matchup.

Here is this week’s Power Rankings

 "STUD'S"

1. Paddle Your Own Cano (4-1) - Sven Murphy

First loss of the Year and it was not pretty losing by 77. Should get back on track against the crocs this week according to GM Sven Murphy "The predators are a good team and we cant expect to win all 162 games. I'm not worried about the clubhouse. Once Sven Strasburg starts getting run support look out, this staff could be unstoppable. No comment about the Clay Bucholz foreign substance allegations."

2. Rebel Yell (4-1) – Ben “10 for 10” Keck

League High 459 pts last week manager and Benjamin Keck seems to have his team hitting on all cylinders. 

When asked if there was anyway his team could improve he shot back "Who says we won't add some Nitro's Oxide to the engine in the form of a certifiable STUD starting pitcher? Talks have been underway with a couple of different clubs and it looks like something could happen soon"

"PUD'S"

Their seems to be a little separation in Pud section now with the Buttlicks and the Predators a step above the rest. If the scorching hot Elephants and Fisters keep winning they will be in the upper tier as well.

3. Billy Buttlicks (3-2) - Schoon McGoon

The buttlicks put up a season high 426 pts last week as they cruised to an easy W  against the reeling Brosmers. Trumbo was dropping Trumbombs all week on his way to putting up 35 points. They will need that kind of production again when they play the Scorching Hot Furbush Fisters this week..

  

4. Prairie Village Predators (3-2) – Elk Musk Poole

Big W vs the Cano's despite only starting 7 pitchers due to weather delays however GM Harripants Poole was "Not surprised by the outcome, inclement weather hindered us a bit but at the end of the day it was the Cano's that found themselves up the crick with no paddle."

The predators have a quintuplet of Stud pitchers(King Felix, Verlander, Young STUD Matt Harvey and Masterson), rumor has it any one of them could be on the trading block looking to add more depth to his staff.

5. Furbush Fisters (2-3) – Juice Christine

HE'S HEATING UP, 412 points last week as the Fisters cruised past the Blanco's. They face a tough task this week against the buttlicks but claim the mood of the clubhouse has shifted thanks to a new clubhouse rule outlawing the game "Grabass"

When asked about his teams turnaround GM Juice Christine explained "We have felt good about our team since the draft so we figured it was only a matter of time before out players stopped playing grab ass and starting playing some fucking baseball."

6.Team Elephant (2-3) – Wayne Walker 

2 straight wins despite getting ass raped in a trade, refusing to speak to the press, seems to be working.

7. Los Gringo's Blanco's (2-3) – Cheese Horner

The Blanco's may have won the acquisition battle this week but they put up a league low 254 points on the field. Cheese Horner is "excited to see his new stud(Cain) on the bump" and let us in on a "secret closed meeting called by veterans Tulo and Moore to set things straight.

8. Hidden Ball Tricks (3-2) – Blouse McKinney

The HBT's have another bad performance putting up a measly 255 pts. Despite having 3 wins under their belt the HBT's are reeling and have indicated that bumgarner is on the block but they are "conflicted about trading the future of their ball club"

DUD'S

Two DUD'S leave the cellar but 2 DUD'S take their place. Would not surprise me one bit to see a fire sale from either of these teams in the upcoming weeks.

9. KC Brosmers (1-4) – Pooch Murphy

Measly 288 pts last week and the fans have shown their disgust with GM Pooch Murphy by burning bags of Kibbles N Bits outside his home. If things don't get fixed quick the Brosmer Fans are in for a long season..

10. Crocs In Florida (1-4)- Allan Baird

Crocs GM Allan Baird has chalked up his teams recent woes to "Drinking beer and eating fried chicken in the club house". He hopes to turn the team around with the signing of FA Andy Pettite but things dont get easier this week when the Cano's come to town.

2012 Martin Presentation

Ben Ji 
Overland Park KS

                                                  Taints GM Sven Murphy Poses with the martin

The 2012 Martin presentation took place today during a meat orgy at Oklahoma Joes BBQ Paradise in KCK. The Martin was presented to Taints GM Sven Murphy by the 2011 Champion Turrible Tabernacle.

We caught up with Sven after the presentation and asked him about his chances of repeating as champion, according to Sven "The Taint's have 99 problems but lack of championships ain't one"

Week 5 Power Rankings

WEEK 5 POWER RANKINGS

With 4 weeks under our belt the wheat is starting the separate from the chaff, the cream is rising to the top and the STUD'S are starting to separate from the DUD'S and PUD'S.

We have a couple of Big Games this week 

PV Predators vs Paddle Your Own Cano

The Predators have been slipping recently losing 2 games in a row as GM Elk Musk Poole has been distracted by walking birds, they are however still 3rd in Total Points scored and have a chance to topple the scorching hot Cano's this week. The Cano's narrowly missed topping the 500 point barrier last week in a dominating win over the defending champion KC Brosmers. GM Sven Murphy has become so confident in his teams Invincibility that he has recently taken to mocking other teams including a comment about "Banging the shit out of everyone...without a condom" that drew the ire of the league office.

Prediction- Cano's by alot.

Team Elephant vs Hidden Ball Tricks

The Elephants recorded their first win of the year last week over the Blanco's putting up an impressive 374 points. They will face the HBT's who despite scoring the fewest points of any team are 3-1. GM Pearce McKinley went on the record to defend his team saying "Last time I checked the win column is the only statistic that matters. Our clubhouse morale is strong and we anticipate that translating to another deep playoff run. Don't rule out another blockbuster trade to put the final pieces into place"

Prediction- HBT's come back to earth and the Elephants get closer to .500

Here is this week’s Power Rankings

 "STUD'S"

1. Paddle Your Own Cano (4-0) - Sven Murphy

What can you say about this team besides "WOW". Through 4 games the Cano's are averaging 457 Points per game, to put that in to perspective the highest score by all the other teams was the PV Predators at 435 in week 1.

2. Rebel Yell (3-1) – Ben “10 for 10” Keck

Ole Rebel Yell put up 400 points in a victory over the expansion Buttlicks last week increasing their win total to 3. They are second in the league with an average score of 362 and look to keep up ahead of the pack this week against arch rival Crocs in Florida. 

"PUD'S"

This group of puds is really just a jumbled mess, you could make a legitimate argument for any team to be ranked over another but here at BWK Non Blog News Corp we do our best to put them in the proper order.

3. Billy Buttlicks (2-2) - Schoon McGoon

McGoon's team picked up another L last week but seemed to have snapped out of their funk putting up an impressive 343 points, good for 4th highest in the league last week. They take on the defending champion KC Brosmers and as of early Monday night have jumped out to a 13 to -13 lead.

  

4. Hidden Ball Tricks (3-1) – Blouse McKinney

The HBT's are 3-1 but questions remain as to whether they are the real deal or just a mirage. I ran into GM Pearce McKinney at a local watering hole this afternoon drowning his sorrows over Jason Collins coming out in Sports Illustrated. When asked for a comment the clearly intoxicated McKinney slurred "That guy, he never called me back"

5. Prairie Village Predators (2-2) – Elk Musk Poole

The predators lost a heart breaker last week to the previously winless Fisters. With Turkey season winding down GM Harrison Poole has returned his focus to Predation in Prairie Village which should have a positive effect on his ball club...

6. Los Gringo's Blanco's (2-2) – Cheese Horner

The Blanco's drop 3 spots this week after getting smoked by the Elephants despite 67 points by Matt Moore. Rumor has it he will be in Kansas City this weekend to discuss trade possibilities with some other owners.

7. Crocs In Florida (1-3)- Allan Baird

The Croc's thought they had the W last week against the HBT's but had 22 points wiped off the board after exceeding their starts limit and ended up losing by 1. Could be a long summer on 73rd Ter if Mr. Baird can't get his team in gear.

8. KC Brosmers (1-3) – Pooch Murphy

The Brosmer's won't walk right for a week after the pounding they took the Cano's last week. This team should be down with the DUD'S but they have a championship caliber manager in the dugout so anything is still possible.

DUD'S

The DUD'S showed some life last week when they both picked up wins, if they win this week they will certainly move up with the PUD'S.

9. Furbush Fisters (1-3) – Juice Christine

The Fisters had a second solid week in a row culminating with a 50+ point comeback on Sunday to beat the Predators by 2 points. A victory against the Blanco's this week will do alot for their confidence.

10. Team Elephant (1-3) – Wayne Walker

 "WHAT IS THIS?" A 374 point performance by the Elephants last week has the news room here at BWKNBNC shaking their head. Lets see if they can do it 2 weeks in a row and notch a victory over smoke n mirror HBT's.

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