WEEK 14 POWER RANKINGS
We have a surprise team on top this week the 8-4 Furbush Fisters. We caught up with GM "Juice" Van Heche on the way to the clubhouse this week and asked him a couple of questions.
First of all Congratulation on taking the top spot of the BWKNBNC Week 14 power rankings. Has this been a goal of your team since the season started?
I don't think any of the teams in this league made it their goal to be in first place this early in the season. Our goal is to hoist the trophy at the end of the season. There are no trophies to be won in week 13. We have a lot of work left to do and believe that our best baseball is still ahead of us.
Your ball club started out 0-3 and seemed to have given up on the season before Brook was promoted to co GM. What kind of presence does she bring to the dugout?
Well Ben, she has brought the cooking skills that have allowed our players to eat like fucking kings. Oh and steriods...
Since the 0-3 start the Fisters are 8-1 despite lacking any certifiable STUD starters. How have you been able to overcome this during your current streak?
We preach the concept of TEAM in our clubhouse. We feel that the great chemistry in the clubhouse and the dugout is a big key to our success. Throughout the season it seems like when some of our guys are in slumps the rest of the team is there to pick them up. We don't have a lot of power and RBI potential on our team, but what we lack in that area we have more than made up for it in stolen bases. Fuck it lets be honest, our lineup stinks worse than Annie Thompson's pussy on a hot summer night at PNL. We are just going to have to continue to count on our pitching and timely hitting.
Some media members have pointed out that the Fisters have had the lowest amount of points scored on them all season and believe that their current hot streak is merely a mirage. What do you have to say to all the haterz out there?
Ben we don't worry about what we can't control. We are simply working on getting better everyday. Our good fortune may run out, but again thats not something we can worry about. As long as we continue to play well and play with excellent fundamentals I believe we will be successful.
It looks like the Fisters have a lot of players on the DL right now. Any chance we see they make a move to acquire a fresh body?
We have been working late scouring the waiver wire and have been on the phones constantly working on some trades. We have both David Price and Jose Reyes coming back by the end of the month so we feel that those two will give our team a nice boost as we approach the all-star break. I believe that any team in the league would love to be adding those two in the middle of the season. David was flat out awful before he got hurt but we are confident that he will return to his Cy Young form sooner than later. Jose was outstanding before he got hurt so we are looking for him to pick up where he left off.
I don't think any of the teams in this league made it their goal to be in first place this early in the season. Our goal is to hoist the trophy at the end of the season. There are no trophies to be won in week 13. We have a lot of work left to do and believe that our best baseball is still ahead of us.
Your ball club started out 0-3 and seemed to have given up on the season before Brook was promoted to co GM. What kind of presence does she bring to the dugout?
Well Ben, she has brought the cooking skills that have allowed our players to eat like fucking kings. Oh and steriods...
Since the 0-3 start the Fisters are 8-1 despite lacking any certifiable STUD starters. How have you been able to overcome this during your current streak?
We preach the concept of TEAM in our clubhouse. We feel that the great chemistry in the clubhouse and the dugout is a big key to our success. Throughout the season it seems like when some of our guys are in slumps the rest of the team is there to pick them up. We don't have a lot of power and RBI potential on our team, but what we lack in that area we have more than made up for it in stolen bases. Fuck it lets be honest, our lineup stinks worse than Annie Thompson's pussy on a hot summer night at PNL. We are just going to have to continue to count on our pitching and timely hitting.
Some media members have pointed out that the Fisters have had the lowest amount of points scored on them all season and believe that their current hot streak is merely a mirage. What do you have to say to all the haterz out there?
Ben we don't worry about what we can't control. We are simply working on getting better everyday. Our good fortune may run out, but again thats not something we can worry about. As long as we continue to play well and play with excellent fundamentals I believe we will be successful.
It looks like the Fisters have a lot of players on the DL right now. Any chance we see they make a move to acquire a fresh body?
We have been working late scouring the waiver wire and have been on the phones constantly working on some trades. We have both David Price and Jose Reyes coming back by the end of the month so we feel that those two will give our team a nice boost as we approach the all-star break. I believe that any team in the league would love to be adding those two in the middle of the season. David was flat out awful before he got hurt but we are confident that he will return to his Cy Young form sooner than later. Jose was outstanding before he got hurt so we are looking for him to pick up where he left off.
Here is this week’s Power Rankings
"STUD'S"
1. Furbush Fisters (8-4) – Juice Christine
A new top dog this week as the Fisters have risen to the top after starting the season in the dawg house of the power rankings. The Fisters may have the fewest points scored against them of any team but until someone knocks them off they are on top.
2. Paddle Your Own Cano (7-5) - Sven Murphy
The Cano's of hit a bit of a rough patch losing 2/3 including a soul crushing loss this week against the Elephants. This team is still putting up impressive point totals but could do without Jeremy Guthrie's negative 17 points.
3. Billy Buttlicks (7-5) - Schooon McGooooooooon
The Buttlicks had a nice comeback win last week against Rebel Yell and put up an impressive 360 pts. You might not hear much about this team since I haven't seen owner Schoon McGoon since KSU Bball season but believe me, they can still play some ball.
4. Rebel Yell (6-6) - Benjamin William Keck
Rebel Yell has been sliding lately losing their last two games. We reached out to GM Benjamin William Keck to see what's going on.
"The fact of the matter is we have been racked by injuries. Two top 30 starters are on the DL and we just got Micheal Cuddyer back, we'll be fine come payday in september"
5 . Crocs In Florida (6-6)- Allan Baird
The crocs have clawed their way back to .500 on the backs of Adam Wainwright and Patrick Corbin. They face a tough matchup this week against Rebel Yell and their championship winning GM Benjamin William Keck.
"PUD'S"
6. Hidden Ball Tricks (5-7) - Blouse McKinney
The Pudly HBT's wouldn't be in the playoffs if the season ended today but GM Blouse McKinney appears to have righted his sinking ship despite a close loss to the Crocs last week.
They have a tough matchup against the up and down Elephants this week but should be able to eke out a victory.
They have a tough matchup against the up and down Elephants this week but should be able to eke out a victory.
7. Team Elephant (5-7) - Casey McIntosh
THE ELEPHANTS, SMOKIN HOT RIGHT NOW, 407 POINTS, WOOOO WEEE, HOT DAMN, ZIMMERMAN AND GARZA THROWING HEAT, HEAT I TELL YOU, CHRIS DAVIS SMACKIN HOME RUNS, GIGGITY, BAM, AMAZING!
8. PV Predators (6-6) - Old Man River
Its finger pointing time on 73rd ter as the Predators are slumping. GM Old Man River was last seen dropping his drawers when he heard it was finger pointing time.
9. Los Gringo's Blancos (5-7) - Cheese Horner
¿De verdad sólo traducir esto a leer algo de queso? Su equipo está caliente la basura y sus calcetines son por la costra con los restos de los mil hijos por nacer.
10. Penn Valley Pooches (5-7) - The Dawg
Suuppppppppppp
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