Week 7 Power Rankings

Ben Ji
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Week 7 KSFBFFL Power Rankings

The fighting Tum Tum's check in at the top spot this week! GM Jason Stanley lacks a championship pedigree but seems to be pulling all the right strings this year. The Keckism Killers lead the league in points scored averaging 105 points a game. While not as impressive as the 115 PPG the Firechefs put up last year the Killers are certainly on a championship track.

We caught up with GM Jason "Tum Tum" Stanley and asked him a couple of questions.

How does this team stack up to all the others you have coached?

We feel like this is a team of destiny and certainly the best team our organization has seen in a number of years. We really don't have any big holes are clicking as a unit right now.  

Stud RB Demarco Murray is listed as questionable this week. Any concerns about his durability?

We are not concerned about Demarco. The initial tests just came back and he was "Negative" for Ebola, he will be ready to go. 

Will you play Josh Gordon in week 12 or impose any additional suspension?

We will handle the Josh Gordon situation internally, no comment. 

It's Rivalry week for the Killers as they take on the 3/5rs. You currently have a 3-2 record against the GM Ben Keck including dominating victories the past 2 years. Do you treat this as "Just another game" or does it mean more to beat a 2 time champion?

We are going to treat it like any other game. The rivalry has lost some luster lately with the problems the organization on 75th street has been having. We think they will give it their best shot this week but they don't stand a chance. 


Thanks to GM Tum Tum Stanley for stopping by the office.

Now its time to get down to the nitty gritty. There has been very little seperation in the league so far this year. 11 out of the 12 teams are within 1 game of .500 with the only team out of contention being led by last years champion Justin VanHeche.



1. Keckism Killers (4-2)

GM Tum Tum Stanley has this team rolling as they have scored 100+ points in each of the last 4 weeks. RB Demarco Murray is having a breakout year but questions remain about his ability to last an entire season. The loss of WR Victor Cruz to a torn Patella tendon should be tempered when all pro Josh Gordon comes back from suspension in 4 weeks.

2. West Caanan Coyotes (4-2)

The Coyotes keep right on rolling with a 98-69 victory over Puff Puff Pass. RB Matt Forte had a breakout game scoring 27 points. This team is loaded at every position except quarterback. GM Harripants Poole cant really expect to win a title with Ben Rapelistberger or Tom Brady at QB....Can he?

3. PV Porch Monkeys (4-2)

Last week's victory over the Tate's was never really in doubt after WR T.I. Hilton escaped from prison and put up 28 points on Thursday night. This team keeps on winning but face alot of question marks at the RB Position. RB's Doug Martin and CJ Spiller put up a combined 3 points last week. Both RB's were high draft picks whose lack of production could sink the Porch Monkeys season.

4. 50 Shades of Taint

As perennial contenders its no surprise to see the Taints this high in the rankings. Despite a sub-par performance last week(78 Points) the Taints were able to pull out a victory over their arch rivals the Firechefs. With Ben Tate back from injury and Ronnie Hillman taking over the starting job in Denver this team once again has a chance to make some noise in the playoffs. The only question is whether QB Nick Foles is the man to lead them there.

5. My Lucky Taints (3-3)

The Taints couldn't pull out the W last week but the team GM Casey Wayne Walker has put together looks like it could go off any week. RB Ahmad Bradshaw has been having a stellar year and RB Jamaal Charles looks to put up big numbers this week after resting during the bye week. They face a desperate Raw Dawg team this week and need production from newly acquired WR Terrance Williams.

6. Slob On My Cobb (3-3)

It was a rough outing for the Cobb's last week as they ran into the buzzsaw that is the Keckism Killers. RB Marshawn Lynch and Andre Ellington let the team down scoring a combined 11 points. GM Tristy Trupka responded by ordering both men to "Turn around and touch your toes"

7. Dixieland 3/5rs (3-3)

Is this team an enigma or what? They have scored 90+ points in 4 weeks but also have 2 sub 50 point games sprinkled in. Last week was a good week as they led the league with 121 points. QB Cam Newton finally came through scoring 33 points. His WR's didnt let him down as Brandon Marshall/Steve Smith/Jordan Cameron scored a combined 44 points. This teams weakness is at the RB position and only got worse with RB Darren Sproles partially tearing his MCL. Look for GM Ben Keck to work the phones in an attempt to add some depth.

8. Puff Puff Pass (3-3)

The Puff's have averaged 85 points per game and made it to the final 4 last year but I'm still not sold on their ability to do it this year. Maybe its the fact that their leading scorer last week was their kicker and they just lost RB Stephen Ridley to the injury bug for the rest of the year?

9. Raw Dawgs (2-4) 

The Dawgs won a crucial game last week as Peyton Manning and Demarius Thomas combined for 39 points against the slumping touchdowns. GM Matthew Murphy knows they have very little room for error next week against the Tate's saying "Every week is now do or die. We don't plan to lose, Jack. We're buyers right now"


10. I touchdown There (3-3)

Deja Vu all over again. After a hot start the Touchdowns are slumping scoring in the low 60's the past 2 weeks. The Touchdowns may start packing their bags if they lose against the Taints this week.

11. Polygamy Pounders (2-4) 

Is time finally catching up to the Pounders? Cracks are starting to show in the facade that is GM Keane Horner. Some folks have called him "The Wonder Boy"for his constant success in both Baseball and Football but last weeks loss to the 3/5rs have some questioning that title. We reached out to GM Keane Horner and asked him if they could salvage the season "We are as committed to winning this year as the Missouri Tigers are to the Big 12" Expect a fire sale soon folks.

12. FireChefs (1-5)

Predictions of a Firechefs Fire Sale have been floated for weeks now but so far GM Juice VanKueser has yet to make a move. We asked him about his plans "The problem is that other than Drew Bree's my team is a dumpster fire. We have heard from several teams about Drew and I believe we will get a deal done before the deadline".


Trade Deadline is Tuesday October 28th. Stay tuned next week when we break down the Hot Stove Rumors and take a look at which teams will be buyers and which teams will be sellers.