140 Miles East of Gods Country
THIS IS WHERE CHAMPIONS ARE MADE
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Favorites
1. Keckism Killers
Record- 11-2
Points Scored- 1448
Highest Point Total- 138 In week 8 and week 12
Streak- W10
Career Playoff Record- 1-2
The Killers are riding a 10 game win streak and have put group home member Justin VanHeche on notice that they intend to spend winter with The Martin. With over 200 more points scored then the next highest team the Killers should the the hands down favorite, but questions remain about GM Jason Stanley's ability to win the league.
We reached a couple of GM's who requested anonymity due to potential domestic issues, here is what they had to say. "Stans? Winning it all? This guy was a founding member of the league and he's only won 1 playoff game. Thats all you need to know" "I'd have more faith in him winning it all if he did something other than shit the bed every year in the Fantasy Baseball Playoffs"
When reached for comment GM Jason Stanley was not concerned saying "With this football team, we feel good about our matchups. We will be rooting against the dawgs on the other side of the bracket though because honestly I'm scared shitless of playing them."
3. Raw Dawgs
Record- 8-5
Points Scored- 1244
Highest Point Total- 123 in week 13
Streak- W1
Career Playoff Record- 2-3
At one point the Dawgs were 2-5 and wondering what they had to do in order to win a game. GM Matt Murphy had an idea, he mortgaged his future to acquire Demarious Thomas and Calvin Johnson. Since acquiring those Studs the Dawgs have been undefeated and seem to be hitting their stride at the right time scoring 122 and 123 points in the last 2 weeks. "Our Dawgs leave it all out on the field. Demarious and Calvin have been key acquisitions. Someone different steps up every week which attests to the diverse corp of talent we have." Says GM Matt Murphy.
If the Dawgs can win the KSFBFFL title this year GM Matt Murphy will join GM's Ben Keck and Sven Murphy in 2maw glory as he has already won the Baseball Title this year.
GM Murphy doesn't want to hear anything about that quite yet though "Comparing myself to those 2 all time greats wouldn't be appropriate yet. We are going to take it game by game and see where we are at the end"
Contenders-
2. My Lucky Tate
Record- 8-5
Points Scored- 1129
Highest Point Total- 127 in week 4
Win Streak- W1
Career Playoff Record- 0-0
Despite this being their first playoff appearance alot of pundits have selected the Lucky Tate's as a dark horse candidate to take home The Martin. GM Casey Wayne Walker rolled the dice on draft day taking Andrew Luck and has rode his Stallion to a first round bye. With RB Ahmad Bradshaw out he expects big things from his backup, recently acquired Daniel Herring
4. PV Porch Monkeys
Record-8-5
Points Scored- 1208
Highest Point Total- 132 in week 8
Win Streak- L1
Career Playoff Record- 2-1
The PV Porch Monkeys turned the after burners on in their first playoff appearance last year making it all the way to the championship game before falling to the FireChefs (Undoubtedly the GOAT). The Monkeys are hungry for another chance at glory but ended up on the wrong side of the bracket.
GM Pearce McKinney says "We have had the score of last years championship game in our weight room all year. It's time to take back what is ours! It will be a tough road and we have our work cut out for us" Having to face the Savvy Taints in week 1 and if they win the Killers in Week 2 is certainly a challenge for the Monkeys in only their second playoff appearance.
5. 50 Shades of Taint
Record- 7-6
Points Scored- 1132
Highest Point Total- 124 in week 10
Win Streak- L1
Career Playoff Record- 4-4, One Championship(2012)
As the only team with Championship experience the Taints cant be taken lightly. Unfortunately for them they will have a tough road to hoe as they take on Hungry Porch Monkeys in the first round. GM Sven Murphy plans to "Treat this game like every other game on our schedule. Our youngsters have been there, yes, and I think they have the poise and focus to dominate"
If they somehow get past the Monkeys they will have to knock off a well rested Goliath in second round. GM Sven Murphy doesn't see that as a challenge "Honestly, if we can get past the Monkeys in the First Round I don't see anything stopping us from a second championship. The Killers are led by Marty Schottenhiemer and we expect to face Andy Reid and the Lucky Tates in the title game, Cmon bro, we got this"
Gimme's
6. Slobb on my Cobb
Record- 7-6
Points Scored- 1075
Highest Point Total- 99 in week 1
Win Streak- L2
Career Playoff Record-0-0
If there is one team that does not belong in the playoffs this year its the Cobbs from KCMO. Despite never scoring more than 100 points in a game and losing their last 2 games they somehow snuck in the backdoor. GM Tristan Trupka had this to say "The back door eh? You know I'm dam good at sneaking in the back door, in fact I plan to backdoor my way all the way to the title"
Stay tuned as later in the week we poll the experts and put out a special playoff prediction edition here at BWKNONBLOGNEWSCORP.COM
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