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PLAYOFFS? You Talking about Playoffs?!?
The great month of December is upon us, a month filled with presents, bright lights, college football bowl games...and of course, The K-State's Finest Bro's Fantasy Football League Playoffs.
Lets take a look at our contenders.
1. PV Porch Monkeys (11-1)
Coming off 2 championship game losses the Monkeys are right back in the hunt this year on the back of stellar wide receiver play from Antonio Brown and Odell Beckam Jr. Having already locked up the 1 seed GM Pearce McKinney knows there is only one thing left to do "We think we have a historically good team and view anything less than a championship as a failure. The Martin will be spending 2016 in my possession!"
2. The Firechiefs (9-3)
After a disappointing 2014 season the Firechefs have returned as a championship contender this year with the highest point total in the league. With a win next week over the 4-8 Puff's ole CW can rest his star players for the first round as the number 2 seed.
3. West Canaan Coyotes (9-3)
With Lance's new hurry up system in place the Coyotes have come from no where to become one of the top teams in the KSFBFFL. We could get a preview of the championship game this week when the Top Ranked Monkeys come to town. If the Coyotes can win that game they could sneak into the 2 seed.
4. Slobb on my Cobb (8-4)
The defending champion Cobb's have flown under the radar this year and are noticably absent from everyone's championship predictions. "We've had a rough last few weeks" GM Tristy Trupka said, "The injury to Gronk certainly doesn't help. We're looking to finish the season strong this week on the road in Tampa and even though we are a playoff lock I wouldn't count on any starters sitting"
5. Polygamy Pounders (7-5)
Is there something in the mountain air that makes people bad at social media AND fantasy football? After a fluke championship run in 2011 the Pounders relocated to Salt Lake and have never again sniffed at a title. Much like Cheese's group me posts no one is expecting much out of the Pounders this December.
Rounding out the playoff bracket will make for an exciting Sunday as literally EVERY TEAM except the Keckism Killers have a chance to make the playoffs.
The 3/5r's and the Leashed Pooches are the heavy favorites to clinch the last spot. Their records are the same but currently The 3/5rs have a slight advantage of 13 total points. Here is a breakdown of how every team could make the playoffs.
Dixieland 3/5r's (5-7)
A win vs the Pounders while scoring within 12 points of the Pooches will guarantee their spot. If they lose and the Pooches win the 3/5r's will be spending the rest of December at home.
Leashed Pooches (5-7)
GM Matt Murphy rolled the dice at the trade deadline and is feeling some heat "We gave up 3 draft picks to compete in december. A trip to the playoffs would mean job security for out scouting department who tipped us on Julio, Carlos and Matty Ice." If the Pooches win next week and score 14 more points than the 3/r's their front office would be vindicated. A loss however......
Lets take a look at how each remaining team except the Killers can make the playoffs with a loss by both the 3/5r's and Pooches.
Puff Puss Pass (4-8)
A win and score 73 more points than the 3/5rs and 60 more points than the Pooches.
Farve Dollar Footlong (4-8)
A win and score 113 more points than the 3/5rs and 100 more points than the Pooches.
My Lucky Tate (4-8)
A win and score 148 more points than the 3/5rs and 130 more points than the Pooches.
I Touchdown There (4-8)
A win and score 268 more points than the 3/5rs abd 250 more points than the Pooches.
Hey, It could happen.
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