Week 12 Power Rankings

Ben Ji
120 Miles East of Gods Country

SIMPLY THE BEST!

Touchdowns GM Mike Brungardt celebrates his victory over the 3/5rs by kissing a rando

    Wow! What a tumultuous week in the KSFBFFL! Amari Cooper came through in a HUGE way with a late score to help the Touchdowns come back against the 3/5rs and now hold the top spot in the power rankings! How about those Zipper Destroyers! Their season was on the line against the Footlongs but they eeked out an Ugly Victory over the reeling Footlongs. Meanwhile the Firechefs, who have been getting by with 70 point victories all year, showed that anyone who overlooks them as a true contender for The Martin could be in for a shock during the playoffs.


1. I Touchdown There - 7-4

After years of Mediocrity the Touchdowns have finally established themselves as a true contender for The Martin. They currently lead the KSFBFFL in points on the backs of Aaron Rodgers and David Johnson. Look for the Touchdowns to lock up a first round bye next week against the Ditka's before resting everyone in week 13 against the Destroyers.

Remaining Schedule - Ditkas 7-4, Destroyers 6-5

2. Raytown 3/5r's - 7-4

The 3/5r's battled hard this week putting up 120 points but once again they lost to the Touchdowns. GM Ben Keck is now like 1-17 in his last 18 games against GM Mike Brungardt. With 2 games against pud teams remaining the 3/5rs are hoping the Firechefs lose 1 more game so they can lock up the first round bye and put themselves on the opposite end of the bracket from the Touchdowns.

Remaining Schedule - Monkeys 5-6, Pounders 4-7

3. The Firechefs - 8-3

Well looky here! Ole CW's team broke the 90 point barrier for the third time this season! What an accomplishment! With another HUGE matchup looming next week against the desperate Destroyers the Firechefs will need another big game from LeDarryl Bell and Dezari Bryant.

Remaining Schedule - Destroyers 6-5, Puffs 3-8

4. My Lucky Tates 7-4

It wasn't pretty last week but Andrew Luck and LeSHAWN McCoy were able to lead the Tates to a victory over the Puffs which should secure the Tates playoff slot. With 2 gimmes coming up the Tates are playing for seeding in the hopes of making their path to The Martin easier. (P.S. If you win the Martin I expect weekly pictures of Chuck drinking milk out of it)

Remaining Schedule - Cobbs 2-9, Killers 4-7

5. Farve Dollar Footlongs - 6-5

Despite holding the #1 spot in the power rankings for most the season and having the second highest point total the Footlongs suddenly find themselves on the brink of missing the playoffs after losing 2 of their last 3 games. They will likely need to win at least 1 of their last 2 games to clinch a playoff berth.

Remaining Schedule - Puffs 3-8, Cobbs 2-9

6. Huge Ditkas - 7-4

Three straight loses for the Ditkas has sent them tumbling in the rankings and has some people wondering how they were ever ranked so high to begin with. They haven't broken the 90 point total since week 5 and will probably need to win both their remaining games to secure a playoff spot due to their low point total.

Remaining Schedule - Touchdowns 7-4, Monkeys 5-6

7. Zipper Destroyers 6-5

The Destroyers playoff hopes are hanging on by a thread after their 75-62 victory over the slumping Footlongs. With 2 games remaining the destroyers will likely need to win both to make the playoffs as they have only scored 983 points. Their best shot at making the playoffs is to win both their remaining games or hope they can win 1 and the Ditkas lose out. Unfortunatley they face 2 of the top 3 teams to end the season.

Remaining Schedule - Touchdowns 7-4, Firechefs 8-3

Who Cares

8. PV Monkeys 5-6

The Monkeys keep playing hard and have a chance to ruin a couple of season to end the year.

9. Keckism Killers 4-7

Sad times down in the crossroads as GM Jason Stanley wasted all the draft picks he acquired last season.

10. Polygamy Pounders 4-7

Ski season, AMIRIGHT?!?

11. Puff Puff Pass 3-8

Ski season on smaller hills, AMIRIGHT?!?

12. Slobb on My Cobb  2-9

The Martin has already left the premises.

Week 10 Power Rankings

Ben Ji
120 Miles East of Gods Country

Playoff Preview Edition!

With 4 weeks left in the KSFBFFL season some Teams are already thinking about how they can improve for next year while others are thinking of only one thing....spooning with the Martin all winter long.

The Top 4 teams in the League have all but locked up a playoff berth barring a late season melt down

LOCKS 

1. Raytown 3/5r's 7-2

Newly acquired TE Jimmy Graham came up huge for the 3/5r's on MNF leading them to their 5th straight win. The 3/5r's face 2 more tough tests in the coming weeks before ending the season with 2 gimmes.

Remaining Schedule - Firechefs 6-3, Touchdowns 5-4, Monkeys 3-6, Pounders 2-7
Projected Finish 10-3

2. Farve Dollar Footlongs 5-4

The Footlongs put a scare in the 3/5r's last week with half their players on bye and still lead the league in total points. With the highest point total in the league the Footlongs will win any tie breakers for playoff spots and face a manageable schedule to end the year.

Remaining Schedule - Ditkas 7-2, Destroyers 5-4, Puff's 3-6, Cobbs 2-7 
Projected Finish 8-5

3. Huge Ditkas 7-2

The Ditkas could lose out and still make the playoffs on the back of their strong start. Look for GM Matt Settle to tinker with the lineup as the Ditkas have only scored over 90 points twice and have not broken 82 points in their last 4 games.

Remaining Schedule - Footlongs 5-4, Firechefs 6-3, Touchdowns 5-4, Monkeys 3-6
Projected Finish 8-5

4. Firechefs 6-3

Ole CW needs to stop consummating his marriage and start focusing on the Firechefs as they need to win at least 1 more game (Possibly 2 due to their low point total) to make the playoffs. Look for them to steal 1 of their next three games then wallop the Puff's during week 13.

Remaining Schedule - 3/5r's 7-2, Ditkas 7-2, Destroyers 5-4, Puff's 3-6
Projected Finish 8-5



With 4 playoff spots all but locked up we have 4 teams fighting for the remaining 2 playoff spots. All 4 teams currently control their own destiny but have little to no room for error.

Still Fighting

5. I Touchdown There 5-4

Michael Brungy and the Touchdowns hold the second highest point total of the year but find themselves facing a brutal end to the season as they face 4 playoff contenders in a row.

Remaining Schedule -  Killers 4-5, 3/5rs 7-2, Ditkas 7-2, Destroyers 5-4
Projected Finish 7-6

6. My Lucky Tates 5-4

The Tates pulled out a gutsy cum from behind victory on Monday night over the Ditka's. They face a crucial matchup next week against the Destroyers then what could be a season deciding game against the Killers in week 13.

Remaining Schedule - Destroyers 5-4, Puff's 3-6, Cobbs 2-7, Killers 4-5
Projected Finish  8-5

 7. Zipper Destroyers 5-4

After a 2-3 start things looked bleak for the Zippers but GM Dawg Murphy has guided this team back to the playoff hunt. Unfortunately for the Zippers they may face the toughest end to the season of any team in the playoff hunt.

Remaining Schedule - Tates 5-4, Footlongs 5-4, Firechefs 6-3, Touchdowns 5-4
Projected Finish 7-6

8. Keckism Killers 4-5

The killers were on the brink of elimination last week but a 30 pt performance by Latavious Murray is keeping them alive. With the lowest point total of any team fighting for a playoff chance the killers will probably have to win out to make it to the playoffs.

Remaining Schedule - Touchdowns 5-4, Monkeys 3-6, Pounders 2-7, Tates 5-4
Projected Finish 6-7

Who cares

9. Puff Puff Pass 3-6

Contenders would be wise not to sleep on the Puff's who put up a 92 point performance last week. Look for the Puffs to ruin at least 1 season by the end of the year, possibly the Firechefs in week 13?

10. PV Monkeys 3-6

With Antonio Brown still on the team the Monkeys have the ability to put up a decent score on any given week. If a contender sleeps walk into the game the monkeys could send them home with a bloody nose.

11. Polygamy Pounders 2-7

Mark Ingram had the best game of his career last week and the Pounders still lost. I don't see enough firepower on this squad to knock off any of the contenders.

12. Slobb On My Cobb 2-7

Tell Jenny not the take the new job.