120 Miles East of Gods Country
Playoff Preview Edition!
With 4 weeks left in the KSFBFFL season some Teams are already thinking about how they can improve for next year while others are thinking of only one thing....spooning with the Martin all winter long.
The Top 4 teams in the League have all but locked up a playoff berth barring a late season melt down
LOCKS
1. Raytown 3/5r's 7-2
Newly acquired TE Jimmy Graham came up huge for the 3/5r's on MNF leading them to their 5th straight win. The 3/5r's face 2 more tough tests in the coming weeks before ending the season with 2 gimmes.
Remaining Schedule - Firechefs 6-3, Touchdowns 5-4, Monkeys 3-6, Pounders 2-7
Projected Finish 10-3
2. Farve Dollar Footlongs 5-4
The Footlongs put a scare in the 3/5r's last week with half their players on bye and still lead the league in total points. With the highest point total in the league the Footlongs will win any tie breakers for playoff spots and face a manageable schedule to end the year.
Remaining Schedule - Ditkas 7-2, Destroyers 5-4, Puff's 3-6, Cobbs 2-7
Projected Finish 8-5
3. Huge Ditkas 7-2
The Ditkas could lose out and still make the playoffs on the back of their strong start. Look for GM Matt Settle to tinker with the lineup as the Ditkas have only scored over 90 points twice and have not broken 82 points in their last 4 games.
Remaining Schedule - Footlongs 5-4, Firechefs 6-3, Touchdowns 5-4, Monkeys 3-6
Projected Finish 8-5
4. Firechefs 6-3
Ole CW needs to stop consummating his marriage and start focusing on the Firechefs as they need to win at least 1 more game (Possibly 2 due to their low point total) to make the playoffs. Look for them to steal 1 of their next three games then wallop the Puff's during week 13.
Remaining Schedule - 3/5r's 7-2, Ditkas 7-2, Destroyers 5-4, Puff's 3-6
Projected Finish 8-5
With 4 playoff spots all but locked up we have 4 teams fighting for the remaining 2 playoff spots. All 4 teams currently control their own destiny but have little to no room for error.
Still Fighting
5. I Touchdown There 5-4
Michael Brungy and the Touchdowns hold the second highest point total of the year but find themselves facing a brutal end to the season as they face 4 playoff contenders in a row.
Remaining Schedule - Killers 4-5, 3/5rs 7-2, Ditkas 7-2, Destroyers 5-4
Projected Finish 7-6
6. My Lucky Tates 5-4
The Tates pulled out a gutsy cum from behind victory on Monday night over the Ditka's. They face a crucial matchup next week against the Destroyers then what could be a season deciding game against the Killers in week 13.
Remaining Schedule - Destroyers 5-4, Puff's 3-6, Cobbs 2-7, Killers 4-5
Projected Finish 8-5
7. Zipper Destroyers 5-4
After a 2-3 start things looked bleak for the Zippers but GM Dawg Murphy has guided this team back to the playoff hunt. Unfortunately for the Zippers they may face the toughest end to the season of any team in the playoff hunt.
Remaining Schedule - Tates 5-4, Footlongs 5-4, Firechefs 6-3, Touchdowns 5-4
Projected Finish 7-6
8. Keckism Killers 4-5
The killers were on the brink of elimination last week but a 30 pt performance by Latavious Murray is keeping them alive. With the lowest point total of any team fighting for a playoff chance the killers will probably have to win out to make it to the playoffs.
Remaining Schedule - Touchdowns 5-4, Monkeys 3-6, Pounders 2-7, Tates 5-4
Projected Finish 6-7
Who cares
9. Puff Puff Pass 3-6
Contenders would be wise not to sleep on the Puff's who put up a 92 point performance last week. Look for the Puffs to ruin at least 1 season by the end of the year, possibly the Firechefs in week 13?
10. PV Monkeys 3-6
With Antonio Brown still on the team the Monkeys have the ability to put up a decent score on any given week. If a contender sleeps walk into the game the monkeys could send them home with a bloody nose.
11. Polygamy Pounders 2-7
Mark Ingram had the best game of his career last week and the Pounders still lost. I don't see enough firepower on this squad to knock off any of the contenders.
12. Slobb On My Cobb 2-7
Tell Jenny not the take the new job.
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