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Touchdowns GM Mike Brungardt celebrates his victory over the 3/5rs by kissing a rando
Wow! What a tumultuous week in the KSFBFFL! Amari Cooper came through in a HUGE way with a late score to help the Touchdowns come back against the 3/5rs and now hold the top spot in the power rankings! How about those Zipper Destroyers! Their season was on the line against the Footlongs but they eeked out an Ugly Victory over the reeling Footlongs. Meanwhile the Firechefs, who have been getting by with 70 point victories all year, showed that anyone who overlooks them as a true contender for The Martin could be in for a shock during the playoffs.
1. I Touchdown There - 7-4
After years of Mediocrity the Touchdowns have finally established themselves as a true contender for The Martin. They currently lead the KSFBFFL in points on the backs of Aaron Rodgers and David Johnson. Look for the Touchdowns to lock up a first round bye next week against the Ditka's before resting everyone in week 13 against the Destroyers.
Remaining Schedule - Ditkas 7-4, Destroyers 6-5
2. Raytown 3/5r's - 7-4
The 3/5r's battled hard this week putting up 120 points but once again they lost to the Touchdowns. GM Ben Keck is now like 1-17 in his last 18 games against GM Mike Brungardt. With 2 games against pud teams remaining the 3/5rs are hoping the Firechefs lose 1 more game so they can lock up the first round bye and put themselves on the opposite end of the bracket from the Touchdowns.
Remaining Schedule - Monkeys 5-6, Pounders 4-7
3. The Firechefs - 8-3
Well looky here! Ole CW's team broke the 90 point barrier for the third time this season! What an accomplishment! With another HUGE matchup looming next week against the desperate Destroyers the Firechefs will need another big game from LeDarryl Bell and Dezari Bryant.
Remaining Schedule - Destroyers 6-5, Puffs 3-8
4. My Lucky Tates 7-4
It wasn't pretty last week but Andrew Luck and LeSHAWN McCoy were able to lead the Tates to a victory over the Puffs which should secure the Tates playoff slot. With 2 gimmes coming up the Tates are playing for seeding in the hopes of making their path to The Martin easier. (P.S. If you win the Martin I expect weekly pictures of Chuck drinking milk out of it)
Remaining Schedule - Cobbs 2-9, Killers 4-7
5. Farve Dollar Footlongs - 6-5
Despite holding the #1 spot in the power rankings for most the season and having the second highest point total the Footlongs suddenly find themselves on the brink of missing the playoffs after losing 2 of their last 3 games. They will likely need to win at least 1 of their last 2 games to clinch a playoff berth.
Remaining Schedule - Puffs 3-8, Cobbs 2-9
6. Huge Ditkas - 7-4
Three straight loses for the Ditkas has sent them tumbling in the rankings and has some people wondering how they were ever ranked so high to begin with. They haven't broken the 90 point total since week 5 and will probably need to win both their remaining games to secure a playoff spot due to their low point total.
Remaining Schedule - Touchdowns 7-4, Monkeys 5-6
7. Zipper Destroyers 6-5
The Destroyers playoff hopes are hanging on by a thread after their 75-62 victory over the slumping Footlongs. With 2 games remaining the destroyers will likely need to win both to make the playoffs as they have only scored 983 points. Their best shot at making the playoffs is to win both their remaining games or hope they can win 1 and the Ditkas lose out. Unfortunatley they face 2 of the top 3 teams to end the season.
Remaining Schedule - Touchdowns 7-4, Firechefs 8-3
Who Cares
8. PV Monkeys 5-6
The Monkeys keep playing hard and have a chance to ruin a couple of season to end the year.
9. Keckism Killers 4-7
Sad times down in the crossroads as GM Jason Stanley wasted all the draft picks he acquired last season.
10. Polygamy Pounders 4-7
Ski season, AMIRIGHT?!?
11. Puff Puff Pass 3-8
Ski season on smaller hills, AMIRIGHT?!?
12. Slobb on My Cobb 2-9
The Martin has already left the premises.
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