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HOT STOVE EDITION
Wow guyz! What an action packed finish to the KSFBFFL trade deadline as a total of 6 deals were completed in the last 2 days. The folks at BWKNBNC were on top of all the deals and are we plan on breaking them down to see who came out ahead.
Cam Newton for a 4th round pick
Was there any doubt this deal wouldn't get done? The Pounder's have been in fire sale mode for 4 weeks while the Ditka's are in First Place despite starting Tyrod Taylor. Questions remain as to whether Cam can regain his 2015 form and the Ditka's probably could of snagged him for a 6th but this is a win win deal.
Pounders Grade - A
Ditka's Grade - C+
Jonathan Stewart for an 8th Round Pick
The Pounders started their fire sale with this trade 2 weeks ago. Stewart had been injured for the majority of the season but his first game back he scored 28pts. If the Pounders had held off on trading him until after his return they likely could of gotten at LEAST a 5-6th round pick.
3/5rs Grade - A
Pounders Grade - C
Robert Gronkowski for a 4th Round Pick
Top of the line TE's are notoriously hard to come by but did the Footlongs Overpay? Cobb's GM Tristan Trupka revealed that his next best offer was a 9th round pick. No one will care though if the Footlongs bring The Martin back to Orlando.
Cobb's Grade - A+
Footlongs Grade - B
Jimmy Graham and Matt Asiata for a 10th Round Pick
Neither of these players move the needle much for the 3/5r's but then again neither does a 10th round pick. Graham may see some starts but Asiata is nothing but insurance.
3/5r's - B-
Monkeys - B-
Michelle Crabtree and Lesean McCoy for a 4th and 7th round pick
The Tates are going for Broke this year but did they really need to make this trade? They already have 2 top 10 RB's and 2 Top 10 WR's so someone will be riding the bench each week.
Puff's- A
Tates - D
Kelvin Benjamin for a 5th Round Pick
Since the Zippers acquired Kelvin Benjamin 1 month ago he has yet to have a double digit point total. Is that production worth a 5th round pick?
Monkeys - A
Zippers - D-
Tom Brady for an 8th Round Pick
Touchdown Tom is back from suspension and will now be slinging the rock for the Zipper Destroyers. QB was a position of need for the Zippers and they waited until the last second and were able to snag Brady for an 8th round pick. Considering that Cam Newton went for a 4th round pick just 2 days earlier this may have been the steal of the trade deadline.
Zippers - A+
Puff's - F
Dezerai Bryant for a 7th Round Pick
The Firechefs were desperate for some production at the WR spot but Dez Bryant has spent the Majority of the last 2 years injured on the sideline. Rookie QB Dak Prescott may not even know who he is!
Firechefs - C
Puff's - B
Power Rankings
1. Huge Ditkas 6-1
The W is flying high in The Windy City.
2. Farve Dollar Footlongs 4-3
The Footlongs are back baby! 145 points last week and the chance to end the Killers Playoff hopes this week.
3. Raytown 3/5rs 5-2
Raytown will go wild if the 3/5r's can lock up the 2 seed and get a first round bye.
4. My Lucky Tate 4-3
With the recent acquisitions of Crabtree and McCoy the Tate may have forgotten there is only 1 football on the field and not everyone can have it at the same time.
5. The Firechefs 5-2
Another lackluster performance last week but another W.
6. I Touchdown There 3-4
Impressive win last week but most the contenders got better while they stood still.
7. Zipper Destroyers 3-4
The Destroyers stunk up the bed last week but hope Touchdown Tom's veteran leadership can help them make the playoffs.
8. Keckism Killers 3-4
There are 8 teams competing for 6 playoff spots and the Killers are at the bottom of that group.
9. PV Monkeys 3-4
Don't sleep on the Monkeys as they still have an outside shot at the playoffs despite trading away their star players.
10. Puff Puff Pass 2-5
The Pass's got a bounty of draft picks for their players but some of their fans are still dreaming about what could of been.
11. Slobb on My Cobb 2-5
Maybe let Jenny run your team again?
12. Polygamy Pounders 2-5
Automatic W every week for whoever they play.
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