Week 7 Power Rankings

Ben Ji
140 Miles East of Gods Country

Week 7 KSFBFFL Power Rankings

King of the Castle!

GM Mike Brungy surveys his kingdom

1. Touchdowns (5-1)

Can Anyone stop the Touchdowns? After a week 1 loss to the Monkeys the Touchdowns have rolled off 5 straight wins and have the 3^rd highest Point total. “The guys are just going about their business. As I mentioned before we had a taste of postseason play last year year but didn’t get where we wanted” GM Mike Brungy said, “One game at a time and this week it happens to be the 3-3 Zippers”.  The Touchdowns could be even more dangerous if Stefon Diggs comes back healthy.

2. Raytown 3/5rs (4-2)

After a week of punishment Head Ball Coach Lady is ready to feast on Steak and Bacon all this week. “Its on me, all on me” She said. “GM Ben Keck drafted a hell of a team and its on me to keep them focused and playing hard”. Kirk Cousins lead the team with 27pts last week and new addition J-Rod McKinnon had a breakout game putting up 19 points off 2 touchdowns.

3. PV Monkeys (4-2)

Despite a heartbreaking loss to the 3/5rs last week the Monkeys are sitting pretty at 4-2 and have topped 100 points in each of the last 2 weeks thanks to a recent QB Change. “Matty Ice wasn’t getting the job done, fortunately we have a young sexy stallion with a pringles can in his pants to replace him” Coach McKinney said referencing DeShaun Watson. Another young stallion that had a breakout game last week is Derrick Henry who is finally getting a start this week against the Ditkas.

4. Keckism Killers (3-3)

“They didn’t put together their best effort this weekend” Coach Boo remarked when asked about his squads lackluster performance against the previously 1-4 Krew. The Killers still have the highest point total this year by 3 points but have not topped 100 points since week 3. They should have an easy next 2 weeks against the Deadbeat Darryls and Footlongs but will need some more production out of their Flex spot if they want to take home The Martin.

5. Zipper Destroyers (3-3)

Left for dead after a 1-3 start the Zippers have quietly crept back to .500 and have a huge matchup against the Touchdowns this week. Always a dealer at the deadline GM Matt “Dawg” Murphy is already missing 2 draft picks “Unfortunately we don’t have many picks to deal this year” He said. “I got drunk and reckless. I am no longer handling those responsibilities as I have handed control of future picks over to Emily. We are happy with our Runningbacks and will have Ezekiel back for the Playoffs.” Luckily for the Dawg RB Dougie Fresh Martin looks primed to return to his 2015 form.

6. Puff Puff Pass (3-3)

The Puff’s eeked out a 4 point victory last week despite 0 points from RB Bilal Powell. “That Powell guy is worthless” GM Austin Meyers said “I’m in desperate need of a RB and got my eye on a couple”. If the Puff’s can secure another RB to Pair with Jordan Howard he may have a shot at the Martin. Unfortunately Aaron Rodgers injury could hurt Jordy Nelsons production for the rest of the season.

7. Huge Ditkas (3-3)

The Ditkas spent some time at the top of the power rankings earlier this year but have dropped 2 straight and there are Rumors that they could be throwing in the towel  and playing for next year if they lose 1 more. Leonard Fournette would be 1 player that could command a high draft pick but GM Matt Settle isn’t ready to deal yet “We’ll see. Nothing is set in stone but I have gotten multiple offers for the youngster Fournette”.

8. Slobb On My Cobb (3-3)

A pitiful 56-44 win over the deadbeats last week stopped a 3 game skid but don’t think 2 time Champion Tristan Trupka is throwing in the towel. “We acquired an extra pick easily while in Nashville and may look to cash in on it this year” he said. Unless the dawgs 5^th round pick can buy 2 RB’s and a WR is may just be a wasted cause unless Julio and Tyreek can get healthy.

9. Kaibob Kangol Krew (2-4)

The Krew are riding high on a 2 game winning streak and suddenly find themselves just 1 game out of a playoff spot after their shocking upset of the Killers last week. It was quite an impressive performance indeed as they scored 102 pts despite Aaron Rodgers going down before scoring 1 point. With Rodgers out of the mix it looks like the Krew will be relying on Andy “The Ginger” Dalton to lead them to a playoff spot.

10. The Firechefs (3-3)

Speaking of Gingers the Firechefs put up yet another dud last week in their loss to the Zippers. After 6 weeks of KSFBFFL action the Firechefs have scored above 76pts exactly once and have never broken 100 pts in a week. When asked about possible being a seller at the deadline GM Justin Van Hecke shook it off “We aren’t there yet. We feel good about Adrian Peterson’s revival but unfortunately sat him on the Bench last week. We will see how we perform this week and re-evaluate”. If they do sell LeVeon Bell could bring the biggest bounty in the league.

11. Farve Dollar Footlongs (2-4)

The Footlongs are in full fire sale mode after Injuries to OBJ and Dalvin Cook. “The phone has been ringing off the hook, no doubt about it” Coach Murphy said “However we just haven’t connected on an attractive enough offer. I’m optimistic we will get something done before the deadline though”. Look for his Gillislee/Cooks/Thompson to all find new homes before the deadline hits.

12. Deadbeat Darryls (1-5)

No. Casey has not paid his entry fee yet.

Week 5 Power Rankings

Ben Ji
140 Miles East of Gods Country

Lady and the 3/5r's take over the Top Spot!

3/5'rs Coach Lady Fronts On the Haters

1. Raytown 3/5rs (3-1)

Coach Lady has the 3/5rs rolling on all cylinders right now after a 95-60 beat down of the Cobbs. “We feel real good right now. We are the only team in the league with 3 players who can’t be dropped so we know its all going to be on the MGMT to have a successful season”. Fans in Raytown shouldn’t get to comfortable in the #1 spot as they face a trap game this week against a Puffs squad that led all teams last week with 132 points.

2. Huge Ditkas (3-1)

That was a statement win last week by 2^nd year GM Matt Settles as he dismantled former #1 Keckism Killers behind 20 pts from the Houston D. But will he stick with them this week? “As of now I’m working on some last minute defensive changes so I’m not rooting against the Chiefs” Settles said “The projections for this week don’t scare me, look for the Ditkas to keep rolling against the Zippers”.

3. Keckism Killers (2-2)

The killers have the highest point total in the league at 398 but unfortunately their defense has more holes than swiss cheese. Luckily for the Killers they have 4 games remaining against the 2 worst teams in the league(KKK / Deadbeats)

4. I Touchdown There (3-1)

"The squad is doing great" GM Shannon Gomez said. "Really pleased with how we bounced back from a week 1 loss. Obviously DJ's death hit us hard but the ream has really rallied around him to win 3 straight." The Touchdowns have a challenging match up this week against the Firechefs who finally showed some life last week. 

5. The FireChefs (3-1)

Finally! Some signs of life out of this team with a solid 93 pt win last week but it was not without a loss. "We suffered a big injury last week as our up and coming RB Chris Carson was placed on IR, but like Coach Reid we preach the next man up philosophy" GM Justice VanHeche remarked. 

6. Puff Puff Pass (1-3)

WHAT? The Puff's are this high?!? Led by 2 top 6 Wide receivers in Nelson and Hopkins GM Smokey The Bear was feeling confident after last weeks win "We turned this ship aground! Look for another strong performance this week after putting up a league high 132pts last week" The bear said "The 3/5rs better bring their A game this week!"

7. Slobb On My Cobb (2-2)

Last weeks game on National Television against the 3/5rs ended in a dud as the Cobbs only managed 60 points in a humiliating loss. "Need some better play out of our flex core, really shit down our leg last week" Coach Trupka said. The Cobbs face another tough matchup this week against the Killers. 

8. Farve Dollar Footlongs (2-2)

Tough Times in Tampa as star rookie Dalvin Cook had part of his lower leg amputated after a freak wood chopping accident. "We are battered and bruised" Sinnika Murphy said "These next two weeks will determine whether we are buyers or sellers at the deadline" Unfortunately for the Footlongs they don't really have much to sell. 

9. Prairie Village Porch Monkeys (3-1)

When asked to comment on his team GM Pearce Wilson simply responded with a poop emoji.....and he couldn't have said it any better. Despite being 3-1 this team has scored the 3rd fewest points and has been trending downward recently putting up a season low 50 pts last week. 

10. Zipper Destroyers (1-3)

GM Matt Murphy is pulling out all the stops to turn this season around. When asked at his Tuesday Morning press conference about his team he did his best Mike Gundy impression by saying "I'm a man! Come after me! Leave the Kids alone!" Hopefully he can pull himself together to at least trade off some pieces for draft picks. 

11. KKK (0-4)

Its still baseball season in the desert as GM Keane "Front Runner" Horner is now somehow a die hard D-Backs fan. Maybe they can get their first W of the season this week against the Darryls?

12. Deadbeat Darryls (1-3)

The Darryls GM has been placed on the IR but that still does not exempt him from PAYING HIS FUCKING DUES. 

Week 4 Power Rankings

Ben Ji
140 Miles East of Gods Country

The Tables Have Turned!

Longtime cellar dweller Jason Stanley may have the Killers on a championship path!

1. Keckism Killer (2-1)

After starting the year 12th in the Power Rankings the Keckism Killers have come charging out of the gate to take the top spot this week. Todd Girly and Devonta Freeman pose the best 1 2 RB punch in the league and the WR's have been good enough to keep lil Danny Amendola Chris Hogan riding the pine for now. The one weakness this team may have is their QB play. They are currently playing Musical Chairs with Eli and Stafford but need to settle on one to keep up their hot start. GM Boo Boo Stanley thinks otherwise "They each bring something to the table and we will continue to play who we think gives us the best chance to win this week". 

2. Slobb On My Cobb (2-1)

2 Time champion (That's 2 times more than Jason) Tristan Trupka has another solid ball club this year scoring over 90 points in each of his first 3 games. If he would of started Demarco Murray last week they would of beat the Ditkas and taken over the top spot in the rankings. Despite lacking elite skill players GM Tristan Trupka may have found an inefficiency in the system to exploit by picking an elite D/ST and K and riding them all season. 

3. Farve Dollar Footlongs (2-1)

While alot of GM's were already rosterbating GM Sven Murphy selected #3 ranked RB Chris Thompson with the 140th pick of the draft. "We knew he had excellent pass catching ability in an offense that uses screens and check downs often." Murphy said "In addition, we anticipated that an unproven backfield led by Rob Kelly and Samaje Perine could give a speedy and athletic youngster like Thompson an opportunity to earn more snaps". Throw in Dalvin Cook/OBJ/Brandin Cooks and this team should make a deep run in the postseason. 

4. Raytown 3/5rs (2-1)

A crushing last second loss to their arch rivals in week 2 could of derailed their season but Coach Lady make sure all of her players were focused for week 3 "I pulled Kareem aside this week and let him know how much we needed him to refocus. Same with Kirk and Gronk, they all responded just as I expected and we kicked the shit out of the Destroyers". Week 4 brings a HUGE matchup against the #2 ranked Cobbs that is sure to have the fans in Raytown on their feet. 

5. I Touchdown There (2-1)

Left for dead after David Johnson died in a freak accident during week 1 the Touchdowns came back to life the past 2 weeks averaging over 100 points per game. Stefon Diggs and Carlos Hyde let the team to a W last week and they face an easy challenge this week against the 0-3 KKK. I reached out to Touchdowns GM Shannon Brungardt to ask how she keeps her team focused during these pushover games "We have had a small taste of what the postseason is like. We didn't accomplish our goal last year and I remind them of that frequently. Our team remains focused each week and takes each game seriously. Any team is capable of beating you on any given day.... THAT IS WHY YOU PLAY THE GAME."

6. Prairie Village Monkeys (3-0)

Despite being the last unbeaten in the KSFBFFL some pundits are saying the Monkeys are nothing but FAKE NEWS,  here at BWKNBNC we tend to agree. A high score of 83 pts after week 3 doesn't bode well for a deep playoff run and Antonio Brown is their only player ranked in the Top 10. GM Pearce McKinley does not seem fazed though "We get it. We have played like shit but we're 3-0, everyone else would kill to be 3-0 right now. We know we have some weaknesses but look for us to address them before the trade deadline" 

7. Huge Ditkas (2-1)

The Ditkas pulled off a huge upset of the Cobbs last week behind an impressive 32pt performance from QB Russel Wilson. Things don't get any easier this week as they take on the #1 ranked Killers but GM Matthew Settles doesn't seem fazed "It will be a tough matchup for sure, but I am confident you will not say anything nice about the keckism killers so regardless of what I say you will come up with a good diss against them! I'm not scared!"

8. Zipper Destroyers (1-2)

Its only week 4 of the KSFBFFL season but the Destroyers have already gambled away their 5th and 6th round picks for next year and are on a 2 game losing streak. If we know 1 thing about Matt "The Dawg" Murphy its that he will not go down without a fight. 

9. The Firechefs (2-1)

Things could be worse off ole Maple Drive but the Firechefs have somehow managed to win 2 games despite averaging less than 60 points a game and his best player is now kneeling for the national anthem. We reached out to GM Justin Van Keuser to see if he planned to shake up his roster to bring some life to his team "As a matter of fact, no. With the way our team has played we more than likely wont win another game this year"

10. Puff Puff Pass (0-3)

The Puffs have 3 top 10 players (Brees/Howard/Watkins) but have gotten off to a terrible start this year and may be looking to make some moves before the trade deadline approaches. "We are embarrassed by our performance and how it reflect on the newest member of our family" GM Austin Stuart said "We are giving it 1 more week, if we dont right this ship I'll be looking for draft picks and rebuilding for 2018". 

11. Kaibob Kangol Krew (0-3)

The Krew seem to be having a hard time adjusting to their new home in the desert of Arizona but have slowly been getting better each week. "Life if pain, in a few weeks it will all be over" GM Keane Cheese remarked. If they can't win next week against the Touchdowns look for Rodgers and Melvin Gordon to elicit a frenzy of trade offers before the end of the year. 

12. Pay Your God Dam Entry Fee (0-3)

It could be a down year for the reigning KSFBFFL champion Casey Wayne Walker as he recovers from a bulged disc in his back. "Its the worst thing. Imagine all day non stop no matter if you sit, stand r lay all you can feel is a sharp pain that throbs down your back down the leg to your ankle". Tough sledding for ole Wayne Walker, we can only hope he is treasuring his remaining moments with The Martin. 

Week 1 Power Rankings

Ben Ji
140 Miles East of God's Country

K-States Finest Bro's Fantasy Football League Week One Power Rankings. 

(Three Fifthers superfan Carrie Underwood get the crowd hyped)

1. My Lucky Tates 

To be the champ you have to beat the champ. Few people expected much out of the Tates last year but coach Casey Wayne Walker pulled off a late season stretch that culminated with him raising The Martin above his head. Despite trading a couple of draft picks and picking at the end of the 1st round the Tates look surprisingly formidable this year. With 7 of 9 starters ranked in the Top 10 of their position the Tates could go BACK to BACK. 

2. Kaibab Kangol Krew

After making the postseason his first 5 years former KSFBFFL Champion Keene Cheese has decided to relocate his Franchise to the sandy shores of Arizona after missing the playoffs 2 of the past 3 years. When asked about his team this year....well I'll just let you read it. 

Mark him down for a 10-3 season with a first round bye. 

3. Raytown 3/5rs

2016 was a bounce back year for the 3/5rs as they found a welcoming home in the bustling metropolis of Raytown. While the season ended in a semifinal loss the 2017 3/5rs welcome back Michael Evans, Kirk Cousins, and Ameer Addullah to a star studded roster. "I'm real proud of what we accomplished last year but at the end of the day we didn't achieve the goal we set for ourselves" GM Ben Ji said. "We decided to let Matt Ryan enter Free Agency after his super bowl meltdown and look forward to seeing what Kirk Cousins can do with the keys to the car"

4. Slobb on My Cobb

Before last year The Martin had resided in KCMO for 2 consecutive years as the Cobb's started a Mini Dynasty. The Cobbs came crashing down to reality in 2016 with a 2-11 record but some owners were whispering that GM Tuck Tuck was playing 3D chess and tanking the season for the #1 Pick. "We had some technical difficulties before the draft but I'd say everything went as planned"Tuck said. "Look for big years out of Tyreek and CJ as they plan on running wild against the AFC West". 

5. Puff Puff Pass  

Loaded with draft picks the Pass's will look to come out swinging for the fences in 2017. Led by Super Studly Jordy Nelson and ageless Wonder Drew Brees the Puff Puff's should put up some points this year.  A tough week 1 match up against 2 time champ Slobb On My Cobb will be a good litmus test for how far this squad can go this year. 

6. Zipper Destroyers 

Newly minted Texan Matt Murphy felt good about his draft saying “I think we did well on draft day. You can always do better and there were a few that slipped through our fingers but we scouted and targeted each draftee knowing they would be a good fit”. Unfortunately the only place his roster fits is in a Jail Cell with Zeke and the Muscle Hamster both starting the year out on suspension. While he waits for those players to be released from Jail he will be relying on another former criminal who just got out, Joe Mixon, and old timer Frank Gore. “Joe is a youngster with plenty of upside” the Al Davis of the KSFBFFL said, “And Frank, well you know what you’re gonna get with Frank and it is a solid interim fit that provides veteran leadership”.

7. I Touchdown There

The Touchdowns had a breakout season in 2016 scoring the most overall points and making the playoffs for the first time since their inaugural season in 2012. David Johnson returns for another year and GM Mike Gomez plans to build the team around him "Draft day went great! Really please with the group we got to put around DJ". When asked about how he intends to follow up last years performance he responded "I believe our team has a great opportunity to make a deep run this year. Gonna be a long season, we will have to weather the injuries and all that comes with playing 16 games. Touchdowns are taking home the trophy!"

8. The Firechefs

Former Champ Justin Van Heche fell 1 game short last year and seems a little deflated this year saying “Eh, I feel pretty shitty about my team”. “My season boils down to Marcus Mariota having a breakout year along with an old man (Adrian Peterson) and a fat man (Eddie Lacey)” he continued. Here at BWKNBNC we feel that if 2 of those 3 can have top 10 seasons to go along with LeVeontric Bell and Travis Kelce the Firechefs will be sitting pretty in December.

9. PV Monkeys

Pearce “Andre” McKinney had a rough draft day when he spent his 8^th round pick on Cameron Merideth who had torn his ACL earlier in the day “Fortunately we had some extra picks” he said. Those extra picks did land him Matt Ryan who will enjoy slinging the ball around to Antonio Brown this year and Mckinney says to keep an eye out for the white guy “We think Mr Christian McCaffrey will be a breakout rookie. He’s got a great bloodline and we have him penciled into the starting role in a strong offense”.

10. Farve Dollar Footlongs 

With no 4^th round pick this year GM Sven Murphy had to reach for some young guys with Potential but will rely on 2 top 10 receivers from last year (Cooks and Beckham). “Look for big numbers out of our “Core Four” – Including what we are calling “The law Firm” in Cook & Cooks who along with Beckham and TE Hunter Henry” he proclaimed. It’s hard to doubt the most successful Fantasy GM in the History of the KSFBFFL but with the current lineup just making the playoffs would be a successful season.

11. Huge Ditkas

"I learned a-lot in my First Season as a KSFBFFL Owner" Second Year GM Matthew Settles remarked. "Like, did you know that longer field goals are worth more points??! I spent the first 6 weeks thinking ESPN was making an error and didn't want to tell anyone and lose the extra points". Despite this rudimentary understanding of the game Settles led the Ditkas to an 8-5 record last year and a playoff berth. When Russell Wilson is the highest ranked position player on your team you can expect some regression in 2017. 

12. Keckism Killers

It was a rough year last year and the Killers of Keckism are feeling the heat from their fans after a dismal 5-8 season. "I mean, we just aren't very good even though we try hard" SuperFan Gene from Moline(IL) said. "I've been a die-hard since that Magical year back in 2014 when we went 11-2 but the last 2 years have been pure and utter shit". With disappointing RB Todd Girly back on the Roster and a 38 year Old Marshawn Lynch suiting up don't expect tears of Joy to be streaming from Gene's eyes anytime soon. 

2017 KSFBFFL Preview

Ben Ji

140 Miles East of Gods Country

2017 KSFBFFL Preview

With the KSFBFFL season right around the corner each owner is preparing in their own unique way. Sven Murphy decided to take his mind off the Pressure of his upcoming season with a quick getaway to Mexico while his brother Matt Murphy has been grinding away for the past month. “I’ve got 4 mock drafts under my belt already” a red eyed Matt Murphy said, “Been watching a lot of hard knocks and been reading up on the standard draft previews. I end each day with 5 minutes of meditation envisioning myself accepting the Martin from the commish”

While the dawg is hard at work other owners are less than concerned. “Nothing, I’ve didn’t even know the draft was this week” said 2 time champion Tristy Trupka. Relative newcomer Matt Settles seems to embraced this approach a well describing his draft prep as “Using my gut instinct to get me to the top”. Reigning Champion Casey Wayne Walker simply said “My animal spirit is a squirrel”.

Fresh off a breakthrough season Touchdowns GM Mike Gomez is still evaluating the field “We have some guys that we feel confident would benefit the Touchdowns this year, we just need to draft them. We will continue to evaluate our situation and are hoping for big things this year”.

The Pounders recent move to the desert of Arizona has left them little time for draft prep, instead they are searching for a new identity to match their new market. May I suggest a name change to the “Bad Hombres”? 3/5r’s GM Lady went through a similar situation last year with a move to Raytown but is completely focused on the draft this year. “I can’t use the internet very well due to my lack of opposable thumbs” she remarked “Luckily Ben Ji has been nice enough to leave a couple preview magazines in my kennel”.

Last but not least Killer’s GM Boo Boo Stanley simply plans to keep “Drinking heavily anytime fantasy football is mentioned because we can’t win, we are cursed”.

Anonymous predictions from fellow GM’s.

“There are a lot of good teams in the league. Obviously I like our chances but if I had to choose another team that could compete for the title I would say the Firechefs look like a team who could rack up a lot of W’s this year”

“I think Benji could resurrect his football franchise this year”

“McKinney has been a bridesmaid multiple times, he is due”

“Keep an eye on the fighting Gomez’s. If Brungy cedes complete control to Shannon they could be a force in the league”

“The Tide may turn for the Killers”

“It’s hard to look past the owners who’ve already got a title to their name, but I do think maybe 2017 is McKinney’s year”

“It’s a jump ball but CW and Steve always tend to contend during football season. Tristan is always a sneaky sleeper pick and the others just kind of ebb and flow”

“Tristy Linville is poised for a much needed comeback this year”

“The 2 time Champion Cobbs have an extra 4^th round pick. Keep an eye on them!”

“My Animal Spirit is a squirrel”

BONUS FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING SECTION

“Anything not spicy and without olives” – Killers GM Boo Boo Stanley

“Sausage and Mushroom” –  Footlong GM Sven Murphy

“Saw-Seige” - Cobbs GM Tristy Trupka

“Have to go with Peperoni and Mushroom” – Touchdowns GM Mike Gomez

“My animal spirit is a squirrel” – Reigning Champion Tate’s GM Casey Wayne Walker

“Peperoni and Japs” – 3/5r’s GM Ben Ji

“Pizza Topping are like Fantasy football selections. No One topping alone is going to get it done. It takes a good mix to balance out the finished product. Sausage(spicy), Jalapeno, mushroom, red bell pepper and a layer of pepperjack cheese” – Destroyers GM Matt Murphy

“Anything but olives and anchovies” – Pounders GM Keane Cheese

“Peppppppppporoni” – Ditkas GM Matt Settles

“Italian sausage and Jalapeno peppers” – Monkeys GM Pearce McKinley

Touchdowns vs Firechefs Preview

Ben Ji
120 Miles East of Gods Country


   The Touchdowns look to continue their impressive win streak (7 straight) this week in a crucial 2nd round playoff match up against the Firechefs. Here at BWKNBNC we received an infusion of capital (10% of the total pot approved by both commissioners) to cover the remaining games.

Let's see how this game stacks up


Key Matchup - Leveon Bell vs David Johnson

Leveon Bell has been unstoppable lately scoring in double digits his last 5 games including a ridiculous 47 Points last week. GM Justin Van Kueser mentioned that Leveon was highly motivated by the most recent power rankings which state that the firechefs were the most overrated team in the league.

Lining up opposite him for the Touchdowns is David Johnson who is the #1 back in the league and has scored in double digits every game this year. GM Mike Gomez's selection of Johnson with the #2 overall pick has paid huge dividends and got him to where he is today.

Injuries 

The Touchdowns led all teams in the KSFBFFL with 1383 points in the regular season but enter the playoffs with a banged up team. #1 QB Aaron Rodgers is questionable with a calf injury while #4 RB Melvin Smelvin Gordon is doubtful after getting Bo Jackson'd last week. "Melvin will be a game time decision this week" Coach Gomez said, " We are confident in his recovery but if he can't go Carlos is ready to fill in and take us to the title game"

Over in North OP the Firechefs have battled through a rash of Injuries this year (AD, Sammy Watkins, ETC) but their squad is surprisingly healthy. When asked for a comment about his team's perseverance GM Justin Van Kueser had this to say "Our players have done an incredible job of blocking out the negative media this year. Our injuries were tough but the constant bulletin board material provided by the media helped lead us to our first round victory over the arch rival footlongs"

Coaches 

Despite the fact that the Touchdowns have never won a playoff game Coach Van Kueser is not taking the matchup lightly. "We look forward to the challenge of playing the Touchdowns. Their record and point total speak for itself and we know we are in for a dogfight." He said before trashing them viciously "but we all know regular season stats mean nothing when it comes to the playoffs and we feel our Championship pedigree will show on the field."

Coach Gomez responded "2013? Thats when the Firechefs won their title? Wasn't OBAMA just starting his second term? This is Trumps America now. Our guys are focused on getting the W this week and a championship won 3 years ago has no impact on the field"

BWKNBNC Prediction 

This should be a close matchup. The Firechefs can't expect Leveon to score over half their points again this week and will need huge games from Derek Carr and Dez Bryant this week if they hope to reach the championship game again. The Touchdowns depleted roster has given them hope but here at BWKNBNC we predict that Aaron Rodgers will be a go and Carlos Hyde will fill in admirably for Smelvin Gordon.

Touchdowns 101, Firechefs 82

WayneGate

Ben Ji
120 Miles east of Gods Country 

Wayne Caught in Scandal!

In a case that is rocking the KSFBFFL GM Casey Wayne Walker has been barred from the 2016 playoff due to bribing Austin Meyers with Cash to accept a trade beneficial to the Lucky Tates. 

I cannot embed the report but here is a link to a PDF of the report Full Casey Wayne Walker Report