Week 3 Power Rankings

1. The Firechefs- 2-0

The Firechefs put up another great showing last week but can they keep it up? Injury problems are already starting to pile up and the season is long. When reached for comment about their current injury issues Brooke and Justin simply responded "Its Bad"

2. Dezrespect your Mother- 2-0

The Mothers are HOT HOT HOT after scoring an impressive 118 points last week. With 6 starters ranked in the Top 10 of their respective position group this could be a season for the ages out on Lake Lotawana.

3. 50 Shades of Taint- 2-0

Despite Adrian Petersinmymouth measley 8 point performance The Taints cruised to an easy victory over #1 all time GM Keane Cheese. If Giovani Bernard can turn in to a stud ole Sven Murphy could be hoisting back to back trophys.

4. Team McKinney- 1-1

Hot potatoes! That was an impressive performance to win a shootout against the dawg last week.. Despite only 5 combined points from his RB's the McKinneys got the W and shot up in the power rankings.

5. Matt Millen is My GM- 2-0

Matt Millen's youngster's are 2-0 but they haven't faced very many tough challenges so far. Big game coming up this week against the #3 Taints.

6. I Touchdown There- 1-1

The Touchdowns cooled off this week and suddently have an Injury Crisis with Steven Jackson and Eddie Lacy out with Hemmroids.

7. Raw Dawgs - 0-2

Despite averaging over 100pts per game the Dawgs have yet to notch a W. I'm starting to have flashbacks to 2010 when Mike Vick Led Iraqi's Most Wanted to the Title Game before the terrorist attacks. Look for the Dawgs to pick up an easy win next week against puff puff pass.

8. Dixieland 3/5'rs - 0-2

The Dixielander's are 0-2 Despite averaging over 90 points a game and with the #2 Mothers coming to town next week they need to lock it up to avoid a devestating 0-3 start.

9. West Caanan Coyotes- 1-1

The Coyotes got the W last week while only scoring a measly 73 points. GM Elk Musk Poole will need more production from players not named Marshawn Lynch if they want to take down the Touchdowns next week.

10. Polygamy Pounders- 1-1

Is this the year the Pounders finally miss the playoffs? They got embarrased last week by the Taints and face an uncertain future with Larry Fitzgerald and Dez Bryant both injured.

11. Puff Puff Pass - 0-2

This team has some Talent with Tom Brady, Lesean McCoy and Vernon Davis but they cant seem to get everyone rolling.

12. Johnny Footballs- 0-2

Have you even checked your team this year?