140 Miles East of God's Country
Welcome to the first installment of "Blurbs and Blubs" your periodic peek around the league.
What to Watch for Tonight-
- The Firechefs need 26 pts from Peyton get a win over the Johnny Footballs.
- The Fighting Matt Millen's started the day with a 5 point lead over the Taints but will need a huge day from Darren McFadden to hold off the Taints 3 players going tonight.
Trade Talks?
- GM Pearce McKinley has indicated that TE Julian Thomas is on the block and he is reviewing several offers. If Thomas continues to play well his trade value will only increase.
- Puff Puff Pass has tired of WR Cecil Shorts substance abuse and are looking to move him according to multiple sources.
- Another keeper from last year that may be on the block is Touchdowns RB CJ Spiller.
- The suddenly vulnerable Firechefs are in desperate need of another RB after Reggie Bush's injury, look for GM C.W. to "Explore all options" in the coming weeks.
- The Raw Dawg's have dug themselves a deep 0-3 hole and plan to shore up their receiving core before the end of the month.
- Out in Utah the fans are growing disenchanted with their current 3 QB carousel, a couple of other GM's have hinted that Russel Wilson, Colin Kapernick and Alex Smith are all on the block.
- Has Darryl Richardson fallen out of favors with the Fighting Matt Millen's?
Dissapointing Starts-
- Just weeks after being crowned the top GM of K-State's Finest Bro's Keane Horner is sweating bullets after a 1-2 start. He released this statement exclusively to BWKNBNC "Look for shakeups in the near future, especially if the Pounders fall to 1-3. This kind of performance is unacceptable and as the greatest GM in the history of the KSFBFFBL, this kind of under performing cannot and will not be tolerated. Players will need to earn their place in Utah in the coming weeks"
- The Dawgs have dug themselves a 0-3 hole and put up a measly 35 points this week. GM Matt Murphy says "No doubt we are in a hole, but that is when its time to put on the boots and dig ourselves out"
- The Dixieland 3/5r's eeked out a 1 point victory over DezRespect Your Mother to narrowly avoid a 0-3 start. We couldn't reach GM Ben Keck for comment but his K-9 Director Of Fan Experience Lady gave us this quote "CAN WE WALK? IS IT TIME FOR FOOD? WATCH ME CHASE MY TAIL, HAHAHAHAHAHA! CAN WE WALK?"
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