Week 2 Power Rankings

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Farve Dollar Footlongs Party All Night Long!

Brett Farve Checks Back Into Rehab After Relapsing on Opiates celebrating the Victory

    The first week of the K-State Finest Bro's Fantasy Football League(KSFBFFL) kicked off with a bang this week with what some are already calling the game of the year. The Monkeys of Prairie Village, led by Antonio Brown, took an 18 pt lead heading into the final Monday Night Football game.

   Week 2 should be just as exciting as one of the leagues oldest rivalries takes center stage when the Killers visit the 3/5rs new home in Raytown for the first time. We caught up with a local Raytown citizen named Jim Kramer who works at Jiffy Lube for his take "WWHOOOOO?!? The KILLERS?!? THEY ARE GARBAGE, 3/5R'S ARE THE BEST TEAM ON THE PLANET AND WE GONNA WIIIINNNNNNN!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Power Rankings

1. Farve Dollar Footlongs (1-0)

The Footlongs were by far the most impressive team in week 1 as they jumped out to an early lead on their way to scoring a league high 143 points. With 4 of the Top 23 RB's the footlongs have plenty of pieces to play with in their quest for a second title. 

2. Keckism Killers (1-0)

Jumping out to an early lead on the back of the Murray Twins the Killers were never really challenged last week in a easy victory over the Destroyers. Todd Gurley may have been able to sleep walk through week 1 but the Killers need all hands on deck this week as they take on their Arch Rival the Raytown 3/5rs. 

3. My Lucky Tate (0-1)

Another Tough break for the Tate's as they finished with the second highest point total but still lost. GM Casey Wayne Walker has put together a fearsome team led by a resurgent Andrew Luck. If Spencer Ware can remain the Chiefs feature back and Jordy Nelson returns to his 2014 form the Tates could be hoisting The Martin next December. 

4. Raytown 3/5rs (1-0)

Led by breakout star William Snead IV the 3/5rs easily handled the expansion Ditkas in week 1 but QB Kirk Cousins is feeling the heat after his 9 point performance. GM Ben Keck had this to say "It wasn't what we were looking for out of him. We plan to stick with him for now but Matty Ice has been throwing lasers all week in practice. 

5. FireChiefs (1-0)

GM Justin VanKueser had mixed emotions about watching his 4th round pick Keenan Allen's season end after only one half "It was terrible seeing Keenan go down after having 62 yards in the first half. Time for Jordan Matthews to put on his big boy pants". Hopefully next week they will get more than 21 pts from their 5 RB/WR's. 

6. I Touchdown There (1-0)

The Touchdowns won an instant classic over the snake bitten Monkeys of PV but I would hold off on joining the Touchdowns bandwagon tho as they have a reputation for tanking after week 1. The running back core of David Johnson and Carlos Hyde may be enough to keep them in contention for the Martin. 

7. Slobb On My Cobb (1-0)

No doubt in my mind that Tuck Tuck spent all day spooning with The Martin while watching his team sleepwalk to another victory. Their lackluster week was saved by Deangelo Williams 28pts but it was Arian Foster and his refusal to stand for the National Anthem that GM Tuck Tuck mentioned after the game "He was benched for a reason. We don't condone such behavior, but the men who have died for this country before us fought for his right to do just that". 

8. Prairie Village Monkeys (0-1)

For every great comeback win there is a loser who allowed it to happen. This week that loser resides in PV and goes by the name Pearcey Poo. The monkeys epic 18 pt defensive collapse had GM Pearce Wilson LIVID as he spent the entire post game press conference muttering "Too fat! Too Slow! More conditioning for the defense....(inaudible muttering)...fat...slow"

9. Huge Ditka's (0-1)

The Ditkas were welcomed to the KSFBFFL with an 18 pt beat down that was never as close as the score indicated. GM Matthew Settles is not worried "Devonta may not be what he was last year, but this first week doesn't scare me. I'm also excited about the possibilities Brandin Cooks will bring to the take and if Brandon Marshall can play to his potential the Ditkas will have a great second week against Puff Puff Auto Pass". ***Editors Note - Devonta was recently demoted to second string by the Falcons***

10. Polygamy Pounders (0-1)

Elder Horner was less than pleased with his teams performance in week 1 saying "The zero's put up by our TE and Flex players are troubling but we are focusing on what can be done in week 2. We need better from our starters". No mention about his confusion Sunday morning when he realized he Couldn't start both Cam Newton and Andy Dalton "Where I come from you can have both...at the same time"

11. Puff Puff Pass (0-1)

The Puff Puff Auto Pass's may be out of playoff contention before Tommy Braddy comes back from suspension. With Dez Bryant and LeSean McCoy at least he will have some decent trade pieces. 

12. Zipper Destroyers (0-1)

^^^^^This years Jason Stanley. Time to start trading away what meager pieces you have for the shot at being decent next year.