140 Miles East of Gods Country
SHOCKER IN RAYTOWN!!!
Killers WR Larry Fitzgerald cost his team a W last week
Wow! What a ending to week 2! The Killers thought they had squeaked out a 1 point victory over their Arch Rival 3/5rs but a late stat correction by The World Wide Leader in Sports sent the Killers spirits in the dumpster.
Lets take a look at this weeks power rankings.
1. Farve Dollar Footlongs 2-0
The Footlongs continued their dominate start to the season with a 104-95 win over the Touchdowns. CJ Anderson will need to keep up his stellar play this week as fellow back Matthew Forte is listed as questionable. Luckily for the footlongs they have an easy matchup against the hapless Pounders.
2. Raytown 3/5rs 2-0
Raytown erupted into riots last night when an ESPN Stat adjustment gave them the victory over the Keckism Killers. "Its BIG" GM Ben Keck said "We knew the stats were off and brought our case directly to ESPN. I'm glad they did the right thing but we have been focused on our matchup with the Zippers since Tuesday and did not participate in the looting last night"
3. Keckism Killers 1-1
While Raytown erupted in riots of elation all was somber in the crossroads last night. Star RB Todd Gurley has been a total disappointment this year and will look to rebound this week with an easy matchup against Puff Puff Auto Pass.
4. I Touchdown There 1-1
A solid 95 point performance by the Touchdowns last week was not enough to slow down the scorching hot Footlongs. Carlos Hyde took the blame for the loss last week saying "2 Points man, I put up 2 points. That's not going to cut it". They face a tough matchup next week against the erratic but desperate Tates.
5. The Firechiefs 2-0
Despite the 2-0 record no one seems to be taking the 2013 champs seriously due to their low point total. GM Justin VanKeuser hopes to squeak out one more victory over his former roommate Pearce McWilson this week before all star RB LedeVeonel Bell comes back from his dope addiction.
6. The Huge Ditka's 1-1
The Ditka's seem to have found their stride in the KSFBFFL last week with a league high 116 points. WR Stefon Diggs appears on his way for a breakout season which could propel first year GM Matthew Settles into the playoffs.
7. My Lucky Tates 0-2
Are the Tates for real? After an impressive 118 point total in week 1 the Tates laid an egg last week in what should of been an easy victory over the Firechiefs. Things don't get any easier this week as the tates take on the #4 ranked Touchdowns.
8. Prairie Village Monkeys 1-1
The Monkeys slept walked to a unimpressive victory last week against the Pounders. It appears as if the monkeys will need big games from Antonio Brown every week it they intend to make a playoff push.
9. Zipper Destroyers 1-1
Left for dead after week 1 the Destroyers shocked the defending champs last week putting up 111 pts. GM Matthew Murphy was not surprised "Send my team more bulletin board material. I'll trade my 4th 5th 6th rounds picks in 2017 if anyone wants them. They dont matter, I'll just defer those rounds.
10- Slobb on My Cobb 1-1
Has GM Tristan Trupka's magical run come to an end? With Co-GM Jenny Trupka running her own team now the Cobb's seem to have lost the Magic they had during their past 2 championship runs.
11. Puff Puff Auto Pass 0-2
The Auto Pass's put up a respectable 95 points last week with a solid all around performance. They need a big W this week against the Killers to avoid falling in the dreaded 0-2 hole.
12. Polygamy Pounders 0-2
2011 Champion Keane Horner may be looking to trade off his pieces as soon as next week. The Pounders have failed to score over 70 points in any week but do have some nice pieces that other teams may be interested in.
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