Week 9 Power Rankings

Ben Ji
#FireBillSnyder

KSFBFFL WEEK 9 POWER RANKINGS

But first a quick summary of the trade deadline and who won each trade as graded by the Media.



Zipper Destroyers have lost their 5th(Cobbs) and 6th(3/5rs) round draft picks in 2018 by betting on the winner of his matchup against those teams. - Matt just lost his mind here. 

The Footlongs have acquired The Monkeys 2nd round pick in 2018 for Mike Gillislee, Chris Thompson and their 6th round pick in 2018.  - McKinney got trade raped 

Footlongs acquire 3/5rs 5th round pick for Brandon cooks and Greg Zuerlein. - Push but slight edge to Stevie

Deadbeats acquire Touchdowns 6th round pick for LeSean McCoy - Touchdowns pulled off a coup here. 

KKK get Killers 5th for Gordon and Fitzgerald. Killers get KKK's 16th - Killers came out on top. 

monkeys trade their 6th and gillislee to KKK for Ingram and KKK's 9th round pick - Ingram has played well but the only reason you made this trade is because you botched the first one so bad. W T F 

KKK trade Jordan Reed to Ditkas for an 8th round pick - Meh, who cares

zippers trade 3rd and 7th for Brees Howard and Graham, get Puffs 12th. - Puffs are still in the hunt and gained 2 high picks next year. Advantage Puffs. 

3/5rs trade their 8th round pick to and Orleans DArkwa to the Deadbeats for LeGarret Blount. - Well now that the Eagles traded for Jay Ajai Legarret Blount is worthless, advantage deadbeats. 


1. Dixieland 3/5rs - (6-2)

Best record in the league. Cutest Coach in the league. Highest point total in the league. Smartest GM in the league. What doesn't this team have?

2. PV Monkeys - (6-2)

Did you know that Pearce stole his team name from the late Harrison Poole? Its true. Look at the standing for the KSFBFFL inaugural season and you will notice that Pearce is not the First Porch Monkeys to play in this league. 

3. Keckism Killers (4-4)

The Killers topped 100 points last week for the first time since week 3. Best backfield in the league. 

4. Zipper Destroyers (4-4)

Always active at the deadline Matt Murphy has pulled off another smattering of deals this year. He better accomplish what he has never accomplished (Win a title) because he only has 3 picks in the first 7 rounds next year. 

5. I touchdown there (5-3) 

A 2 game skid has Coach Brungy sniffing glue again. 

6. The Firechefs (5-3)

They don't deserve to be 5-3 but here they are. GM Justin Van Hecke commented on his lack of moves at the deadline by saying "Plastic surgery doesn't help when your a 4'9 300lb wench"

7. The Huge Ditkas (4-4)

The Ditkas are in the midst of cupcake city. After beating the KKK last week they now play the Deadbeats and then the Footlongs. 

8. Puff Puff Pass (4-4)

The Puffs CRUSHED the Touchdowns last week to keep their season alive. They have another HUGE matchup this week against their archrival, The Monkeys. 

9. Slobb on my Cobb (4-4)

The cobbs are circling the drain out in Falcon Ridge. If the Touchdowns bother to show up this week it could end the Cobbs season for good. 

10. Who Cares

11. Who Cares

12. Deadbeat Darryls (2-5)

PAY YOUR FUCKING DUES.