Monday, October 14, 2013

Blurbs and Blubs

Ben Ji
140 Miles East of Gods Country




What to Watch for Tonight-

  • The Mother's/McKinney game will be decided on the field tonight as GM Pearce McKinley hopes his teams 25 point lead with Danny Woodhead will be enough to hold off the Mothers.
  • GM Casey Wayne and the Mothers will need around 35 points from Luck, Hinton and the Colts D if they want the W. 
  • Can Trent Richardson get his groove back? This will be his 3rd game with his new team and the 3/5r's are expecting some immediate returns after spending a 1st round pick on the under-preforming RB.

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  • Touchdown's GM Mike Gomez is having a season he would like to forget. After starting the year 3-1 with an average of 95ppg the Touchdowns have scored 69 and 52 the past Two weeks thanks to some questionable trades. You just can't trade CJ Spiller and Eddie Lacy for Bernard Pierce and Alex Smith without your team getting considerably worse.
  • Is it time to Panic on 73rd ter? The Fighting Matt Millens are dealing with a rash of injuries and put up a measley 68 points this week. 
  • Speaking of 73rd terrace the West Canaan Coyotes may be entering fire sale mode soon after a 52 point showing last week. 
  • Will Tom Brady get his act together? His poor play is single handily holding the Puffs back. 
Shooting Stars


  • The Dawgs are out for blood after a dissapointing 0-4 start. After skull fucking the previously undefeated Taints they come out and just embarrass the Touchdowns. GM Matt Murphy is a believer "WOOOO, Dont sleep on us! We have the talent to compete AND win"
  • Knowshoe Marino cemented himself as a top 10 running back with a 28 point performance for the dawgs
  • The Johnny Footballs notched a W this week on the back of Cam Newton's 30 points. 
  • The Puff's and  Dixieland 3/5r's have worked their way back to .500 after dissapointing 1-3 starts. The 3/5r's have averaged 100+ppg on their 2 game streak while the Puff's have put up a solid 98 ppg.
  • Can anyone Stop the FireChefs? Despite only 13 points from Peyton this team cruised to a 50 point victory over the #2 Taints.

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