130 Miles East of God's Country
The Stove Is Hot!!!
With the trade deadline less than 4 hours away the league has separated into two distinct groups...Buyers and Sellers.
The Dixieland Three Fifthers started things out by sending Julius Thomas and their 2nd round pick in 2014 to the West Canaan Coyotes in exchange for Marshawn Lynch.
Things really heated up on Monday when GM Sven Murphy decided to add another elite back by acquiring Knowshoe Moreno for Giovanni Bernard and the Taints 4th round pick in 2014.
Not to be outdone, the Costa Concordia Disasters went on a buying spree sending Brian Hartline and 4th round pick to the Johnny Footballs in exchange for WR Josh Gordon. Less than 30 minutes later GM Wayne Walker struck another deal to send Julian Edelman and a 5th round pick to the Coyotes in exchange for the currently injured Demarco Murray.
Its pretty clear we only have 8 teams that are still in the running as the Coyotes, Touchdowns, Dawgs and Footballs have all started rebuilding for next year.
Lets break these 8 teams down into 3 separate groups
Locks
1. The Firechefs, 7-1
The Firechefs are the class of the league and should cruise to the #1 seed in the playoffs.
Remaining Schedule-
- Keckism Killers, 5-3
- Team Mckinney, 5-3
- Raw Dawg, 2-6
- 50 Shades of Taint, 6-2
- West Canaan Coyotes, 2-6
Predicted Finish- 11-2
2. 50 Shades of Taint, 6-2
With the recent addition of Knowshoe Moreno GM Sven Murphy believes a repeat is a given "Book it, in fact we have already booked the Martin a trip to Paris next Spring"
Remaining Schedule-
- Johnny Footalls, 3-5
- Dixieland 3/5r's, 3-5
- West Canaan Coyotes, 2-6
- The Firechefs, 7-1
- Puff Puff Pass, 4-4
Predicted Finish- 10-3
Safe
3. Team McKinney, 5-3
Team McKinney is happy with their team and have decided not to acquire anyone before the deadline.
Remaining Schedule-
- West Canaan Coyotes, 2-6
- The Firechefs, 7-1
- I Touchdown There, 3-5
- Costa Concordia Disaster, 4-4
- Keckism Killers, 5-3
Predicted Finish- 8-5
4. Keckism Killers, 5-3
The Killers GM Jason Stanley enjoyed a quick getaway to mexico as his team cruised to an easy W over the Coyote and should continue to cruise against an easy schedule. His team still does have some holes and some media members are wondering if his absence at the trade deadline may end up hurting his team in the playoffs.
Remaining Schedule-
- Firechefs, 7-1
- I Touchdown There, 3-5
- Costa Concordia Disaster, 4-4
- Johnny Footballs, 3-5
- Team McKinney, 5-3
Predicted Finish- 9-4
Danger Zone
5. Polygamy Pounders, 4-4
The Pounders may not face another above .500 team this year, look for them to keep putting up steady point totals from 80-100 every week.
Remaining Schedule
- I Touchdown There, 3-5
- Costa Concordia Disaster, 4-4
- Johnny Footalls, 3-5
- Dixieland 3/5r's, 3-5
- Raw Dawg, 2-6
Predicted Finish- 7-6
6. Costa Concordia Disaster, 4-4
The Disasters have mortgaged the farm but what did they really get for their 4th and 5th round picks next year? A Promising RB with injury problems who is currently injured? The best WR on a turrible team? To make things worse their schedule is about to get alot harder.
Remaining Games
- Puff Puff Pass, 4-4
- Polygamy Pounders, 4-4
- Keckism Killers, 5-3
- Team McKinney, 5-3
- Johnny Footballs, 3-5
Predicted Finish- 6-7
7. Puff Puff Pass, 4-4
The Puff's only put up 51 points last week in their win over the Touchdowns. Rumors have it that if the Puff's miss the playoffs they could relocate to a new city.
Remaining Games
- Costa Concordia Disaster, 4-4
- Johnny Footballs, 3-5
- Dixieland Three Fifthers, 3-5
- West Canaan Coyotes, 2-6
- 50 Shades of Taint, 6-2
Predicted Finish - 6-7
8. Dixieland Three Fifthers, 3-5
The only 3-5 team to still be considered a contender, the three fifthers have had the most points scored against them so far this year. Their recent addition of Marshawn Lynch should help them climb up the standings thanks to a weak schedule.
Remaining Games
- Raw Dawg, 2-6
- 50 Shades of Taint, 6-2
- Puff Puff Pass, 4-4
- Polygamy Pounders, 4-4
- I Touchdown There, 2-6
Predicted Finish- 7-6
Your Projected Playoff Bracket
1. The Firechefs, 11-2
5. Polygamy Pounders, 7-6 -------
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4. Team McKinney, 8-5 -----------
6. Dixieland 3/5rs, 7-6----------
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3. Keckism Killers, 9-4----------
2. 50 Shades of Taint, 10-3
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